Maddy Farrar

IL➡️KY➡️FL | 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Maddy Farrar @Maddy_Farrar]

I never really saw my life heading in the direction where I was looking for dentures in the washing machine but here I am, doing it at 4am...

[SZA @sza]

My dog smells like corn chips but I love her

[Maddy Farrar @Maddy_Farrar]

@DoubleMmac 👀👀👀👀

[Doctor Dhoom @caviarcope]

your parent’s insurance when you turn 26

[Graham Walker, MD @grahamwalker]

Just so we're clear: the pregnancy that ends up in the wrong spot, like the fallopian tube? The one that will NEVER turn into a baby and will rupture and kill your wife, daughter, or sister? Terminating that fetus is also an abortion, and they want to ban those, too.

[RICKEY @rickeythompson]

A HOUSE BEYONCÉ ALBUM?!?! ITS OVERRRRRRRR!!!!!

[Maddy Farrar @Maddy_Farrar]

Work from home is wild because my dad just paused his very important meeting to show his coworkers me sitting at the same table eating pancakes

[Maddy Farrar @Maddy_Farrar]

My grandmas review of Yellowstone: “they sure do say fuck a lot”

[Brian Entin @BrianEntin]

We are trying to link up with his mom while we are in Wyoming.

[Maddy Farrar @Maddy_Farrar]

“You still use Facebook? You’re old.”

I LOVE WORKING WITH TEENAGE GIRLS

[Maddy Farrar @Maddy_Farrar]

“She can have any more beer cause she has to drink”

Thanks for the advice mom

[Maddy Farrar @Maddy_Farrar]

*on 78 mph roller coaster*
@DoubleMmac : do you think it’s really that fast

[Maddy Farrar @Maddy_Farrar]

@DoubleMmac @ your mom

[𝒛𝒂𝒉 @zaheerah_raja]

my dads keyboard

[Maddy Farrar @Maddy_Farrar]

@DoubleMmac Good, how are you?

[Maddy Farrar @Maddy_Farrar]

@DoubleMmac @katelynn_fauser @rileeeeyyyy RIP trish 🙏🏻

[Maddy Farrar @Maddy_Farrar]

Anyone else’s parents do this? Or just mine? 😂

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Hey Ginny & Georgia, 2010 called and it wants its lazy, deeply sexist joke back. How about we stop degrading hard working women by defining this horse shit as FuNnY. Also, @netflix after Miss Americana this outfit doesn’t look cute on you 💔 Happy Women’s History Month I guess

[Maddy Farrar @Maddy_Farrar]

@hanumadornah Tbh same

[Maddy Farrar @Maddy_Farrar]

@hanumadornah and I will be drunk at Disney in 222 days

[Maddy Farrar @Maddy_Farrar]

@hanumadornah Proud of you

[Maddy Farrar @Maddy_Farrar]

OMG I LOVE YOU MORE