Maddy Newquist

walker, horizon ranger丨librarian + copy editor丨probably watching spy kids丨she/her 🂡🌈

[Maddy Newquist @maddy_newq]

we did it, kids

[Maddy Newquist @maddy_newq]

good morning to no one except the email that told me there is a Pie Town, New Mexico

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

ever since I was a little girl I knew I loved to be right

[grus🍂 @beteldisgeuse]

"You forget yourself" is a personal favourite

[Maddy Newquist @maddy_newq]

@girllikestv TEXT ME WHAT THIS MEANS

[Sara Danver @notthemessenger]

I want art made by humans!! I don’t want art made my robots!! I don’t want TV made by robots, or books, or speeches, or tweets!!! I do not want like 12 rich people who hate humans and health care but love being rich get the robots to make all our stuff! Why is this not obvious???

[INACTIVE - workingclassicists.bsky.social @WorkClassicists]

Very obsessed with this look and sign at #EdinburghPride!🏺✊🏳️‍🌈 Happy Pride!

[Maddy Newquist @maddy_newq]

amnh + rollercoaster tycoon collab WHEN

[Maddy Newquist @maddy_newq]

look all i know is that if you made a rollercoaster that exactly mimicked the eyewitness opening theme, you would make one million dollars on the first day

[Maddy Newquist @maddy_newq]

@rebeccafirkser congrats!!!

[Maddy Newquist @maddy_newq]

it gave me unrealistic expectations of the rules therapists are willing to break, but here we are!!

[Maddy Newquist @maddy_newq]

can't wait for someone to tell me they like Shrinking and the "psychological vigilante" scene so I can recommend "Dreaded Outcome" by China Miéville, one of my favorite short stories ever

[shruti rajkumar @shruti_rajkumar]

For the first time, the Academy Awards gala will include live audio transcriptions and an accessibility guide on the red carpet.

Andraéa LaVant of @lavantconsultng and the Academy’s Jeanell English talk about these accessibility efforts in my latest!
https://t.co/BncAF9IC6v

[Maddy Newquist @maddy_newq]

@girllikestv you’re not sorry

[US Consumer Product Safety Commission @USCPSC]

Man made of chainsaws. Hm.

[Maddy Newquist @maddy_newq]

@MishaGrifka it's a Monsters Inc scenario, but where they are harvesting both my blood AND my anxiety

[Maddy Newquist @maddy_newq]

i've often been described as ~chill and people interpret it in different ways, but what it really means is that when i was donating blood yesterday, the tech kept checking if i'd fainted because i was "too calm"

[Oliver Darkshire 🌈 @deathbybadger]

here is a one page rpg about being a left wing office cat where you must avoid garbage cans and being buttered by colleagues

[Maddy Newquist @maddy_newq]

@girllikestv AHHHHHHHHH

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

you ask me to return an email? on this, the 17th anniversary of pride and prejudice (2005)?

[Maddy Newquist @maddy_newq]

I’m putting this here because I’m not allowed to use it on my Sourdough September display sign at work

[Maddy Newquist @maddy_newq]

if I wrote a sourdough cookbook, the title would be “Starter? I Hardly Know Her!” and that’s pretty much all you need to know about me