Maddy Raudat

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[Maddy Raudat @maddy_raudat]

No one told me adulthood was going to be stress purchasing a weighted blanket at 4 am to put a bandaid on the bullet hole of anxiety and insomnia so tbh I’d like a refund and a hug.

[Maddy Raudat @maddy_raudat]

@PaigeAlven @lejlaskahic Agreed

[Doc Around the Clock @DocAroundThClok]

[US medical conference]

EPIDEMIOLOGIST AT PODIUM: [takes long drag of cigarette, exhales slowly, flicks ash into empty glass of bourbon] fuck this

[** @bigguccicraigy]

she was anemic and i was her iron man

[Jack @GayLaVie]

Retweet if we should temporarily replace all racist monuments with air dancers while we build new non-racist monuments!

[Maddy Raudat @maddy_raudat]

@brycemeinster @RobynVinter @taco_trash @Han47634653 omg

[Maddy Raudat @maddy_raudat]

This is a hill I will die on

[JustMargs @margoatblack]

‘Write her name the fuck in google before you call a woman inexperienced’ — READ: my letter in @wweek #pdx

[Parks and Recreation @parksandrec]

Need we say more?

[Maddy Raudat @maddy_raudat]

@SchaftsArk @lejlaskahic Good

[Maddy Raudat @maddy_raudat]

@SchaftsArk @lejlaskahic Is a positive result a broken phone or a hole in the wall or both?

[Maddy Raudat @maddy_raudat]

@SchaftsArk @lejlaskahic No I agree with this, but sometimes it also happens to me randomly and in that moment I think "This is it, this is when I get my superpowers"

[out of context parks and rec @nocontextpawnee]

May 12, 2011. On this day in Parks & Rec history, we were gifted the greatest episodes to ever air back-to-back.

“The Fight” & “Road Trip”

[Maddy Raudat @maddy_raudat]

I worry I have no self-control when I watch 7 episodes of Buffy in a row but then I remember I have yet to turn this twitter feed into constant stream of Xander hate tweets and I feel better

[Room Rater @ratemyskyperoom]

The room we need. Wise. Experienced. Horizontal books are allowed. Depth of knowlege. 10/10. #SaveUsDrFauci

[Maddy Raudat @maddy_raudat]

@lejlaskahic Should we forswear boys and just marry each other???

[Adam Bedford @adambedders]

Our 5 year old seems to have deemed himself the local virus warden.

Over the fence to our neighbour:

‘JEAN YOU NEED TO GO INSIDE’
‘Okay I will in a minute’
‘YOU’RE OLD AND THERE’S A VIRUS’
‘I’m not that old thank you’
‘HOW OLD ARE YOU JEAN?’
‘I’m 68.’
‘THAT IS NEARLY 70 JEAN.’

[Maddy Raudat @maddy_raudat]

@SchaftsArk @lejlaskahic @_sydneylouxo Noah this was very helpful and I say this with no sarcasm