madeline

in a silly goofy mood

[madeline @maddy_razz]

if this doesn’t happen to me at some point in my life i will die unhappy

[mamma mia out of context @mammamiaooc]

help i can’t stop thinking about this

[chuck de rond @ChuckDeRond]

America lost the battle with obesity when Jesus invented the crab Rangoon

[m @msnetik]

every Saturday is an opportunity for a creative new way to spend $200

[springboob squirepin @peterjmarshall]

“let’s get a table outside!”

me

[G @bxcksss]

“wife material” my sister you are frying egg

[brooke @brookemiccio]

One thing about me is I will turn everything into a spongebob reference

[madeline @maddy_razz]

i would kill a man for a cookout tray rn

[Timothy Keller (1950-2023) @timkellernyc]

Here is the full thread of all 12 unique attributes that Christianity offers that other world-views, philosophies, and religions do not. Enjoy!

[claudia @idkcloudy]

entering my mouse era (constantly craving a little block of cheese and a slice of bread)

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

why “be the bigger person” when you can simply drop a chandelier on the paris opera audience

[juulie albright ♡ (she/her) @juuliealbright]

thank you kanye, very cool!

[lily ebbott-burg @user2r17gbxnge]

actually it’s whomville

[madeline @maddy_razz]

in my we don’t talk about bruno era

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

obsessed with getting in bed at 8:30pm and lighting a little candle and pretending im going to read and then scrolling on tik tok until midnight

[madeline @maddy_razz]

my toxic trait is watching cheer and thinking i can do everything they do

[madeline @maddy_razz]

why do i have the junie b jones: the musical soundtrack stuck in my head

[madeline @maddy_razz]

NOT BOB SAGET