Madeleine Simpson

[Soph 🪩 @sophdoeslife]

in 31 days time the clocks go forward again and the sun will be setting at 7:25pm and I am SO READY for it ☀️

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

i hate it when i check my bank account and none of it is fraud, it was all me

[🍒darc @darcb1x]

I dont care what anyone says gravy should be THICKKKK, none of this watery shit I see on peoples roasts

[Zoe McGlade @ZoeMcglade]

I’m SICK TO DEATH of putting petrol in my car

[Lib @libertymyers_]

If there really is a fake tan shortage, I will respectfully be going into hibernation. People haven’t seen the real colour of me since at least 2018 and I plan on keeping it that way. No one understands I’m so pale naturally I look GREY.

[Madeleine Simpson @maddy_simpsonx]

It’s about time you could add your ID to Apple wallet

[Joy @__abena]

I’ll be so honest I don’t know how much longer I can work for

[Emma Dolan @JustMissEmma]

I can’t cope with the disappointment in his face when he realises he’s been caught!! 😭

GIVE HIM ALL THE FOOD!

[The Akyem Prince. @MrBenjaminB]

I only plan to spend £5.50 between now and December.

[Madeleine Simpson @maddy_simpsonx]

Nothing in this world tops the smell of a Halloween candle, just wow 👻

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Tony. He’s been patiently waiting for hot girl summer to end so he can start his wrinkly potato autumn. 13/10

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

when I see that october is only 2 weeks away:

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[Madeleine Simpson @maddy_simpsonx]

21 in a month and Asda still won’t sell me paracetamol without ID :)

[Madeleine Simpson @maddy_simpsonx]

Locked my keys in my car, how’s your Thursday :)