goodbye twitter, i am deleting u. we had some great times, some great tweets, yet ur bad for my mental health. i miss who u were 5 years ago. fuck u elon musk.
the way my dad is currently using his friday night (he knows how to party(i learned from the best)) to do a training run where he runs 4 miles every hour from 7 PM to 7 AM in preparation for a run where he runs 4 miles every hour for 24 straight hours
just ran my gay errands of
1. buying vintage dickies overalls from someone on fb marketplace
2. going to a plant store
3. buying weed
... the jokes write themselves
i mean fuck, i like pills, i like drugs, i like gettin money, i like strippers, i like to fuck, i like day-drinkin and day parties and hollywood, i like doing hollywood shit— snort it, probably would