Maddy Goodgion Schmidt

“I am the devil and don’t you forget it” - Stassi Schroeder

[Max (He/They/Them) @maxhadid30]

Kyle: my dog seems to know you
West: I’ve never seen this dog before in my life #SummerHouse

[goma @soigomaa]

The fact that people need a dead man's files to believe a thousand living women... tells you everything about whose voices they don't.

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

three wise men? I highly doubt that

[AbortionChat @AbortionChat]

Very likely two hours of absolute agony. But sure, Lila. Sure.

[Maddy Goodgion Schmidt @maddyanneg]

#NewProfilePic

[Sulaiman Ahmed @ShaykhSulaiman]

This was Palestine BEFORE the GENOCIDE

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

Meryl Streep as Miranda Priestly and Anna Wintour!

[nia @simoneashwinis]

THE AURA IN THIS PICTURE I'M OBSESSED

[Maddy Goodgion Schmidt @maddyanneg]

Seattle➡️ Anacortes ➡️ San Juan Island 🐋🌲🏝️

[Eleanor Neale @ELEANORXNEALE]

Her tampon was forced so impossibly deep into her that it had to be removed with forceps at the hospital

[Burt Macklin @BurtMaclin_FBI]

My condolences to all of the Alabama fans.

[denver @dnvrsn]

i’ve never been more tired of a show i’ve never seen

[spicebae @spicebae_]

he was w Kayla Nicole for like 5+ years and they were never engaged, he's been dating Taylor for 2 years and they're engaged. when a man knows, he knows & it doesn't take a decade.

[〽️onty @itsmontyj]

The ability to "read the room" is a skill worth having.

[💍Prostitution Whore💍 @Pr0sttti0nWh0re]

Convinced the 9 lemons doesn’t actually work cause Shannon Beador has never known peace in her housewives career

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

This is the best scam ever

[nicole/Meredith Marks JD MBA DJ @nicole07133]

Here she comes my bitch wife she's such a cunt

[Ҝ @__kdash_]

so excited for October, I love October.