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[mb✨ @maddybell101]

@AWCanada
I’m begging you- PLEASE bring back the Spicy Dill Pickle Mama burger. My pregnancy cravings have lingered on post partum. I AM BEGGING.

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

“Should I start a podcast?” Brother we need more nurses

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

I get on a Zoom call and immediately become a different person. Tell me why I just said “okie dokie” to somebody

[trash jones @jzux]

trust my gut? the thing that can’t even handle milk?

[mb✨ @maddybell101]

@brooke_harman @Prey1O This convoy is a perfect example of ✨Canadian privilege✨

[abbs @bigdaddyabbbby]

just know i’m rooting for you

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

never settle!! date someone who knows all the food network judges and has strong opinions on each of them. date someone who will go to any of guy fieri’s diners, drive-ins OR dives with you. date someone who is delusional enough to think they could compete on chopped ❤️

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

perhaps my toxic trait is that I’m 100% convinced I can fight even though I am the size and density of a chipmunk

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

back in my hometown for the holidays and simply can’t help but feel like a big city girl who’s moved back home to find the true meaning of christmas (hot single dad who owns a bakery and is also a firefighter somehow)

[drew @drewskii_baby]

the feminine urge to disappear for 4 months & come back like nothing happened

[SIE @_badassiee]

Knowing your worth will have your phone dry as hell😂

[mb✨ @maddybell101]

Whoever is in charge of my simulation up there, can you PLEASE, just ONCE make a decision clear for me? Thank u

[Luke Fujimoto Jensen @LukeFJensen]

Have we tried hiding their vaccines in a little bit of peanut butter

[bear @iamblackbear]

playing pretend that im available emotionally

[ava 🧝🏻‍♀️ @vampprincess444]

dating a man who isn’t romantic will suck the life out of u