Maddy Caldwell

moth sympathiser

[Maddy Caldwell @maddycod]

I sympathise with moths because what did they ever do wrong

[aIison hall @aIisoooon]

that scene in doctor who where the doctor brings vincent van gogh to a 21st century exhibition of his work except he takes t.s. eliot to a screening of cats (2019)

[Jaleel • Digital Designer @JaleelKariem]

A short story about Serena Williams.

[Hasan Patel @CorbynistaTeen]

“You’re erasing history by getting rid of Edward Colston’s statue!”

Now Bristol only has:
Colston Hill
Colston Road
Colston Street
Colston Avenue
Colston Parade
Colston Girls’ School
Colston Tower
Colston Hall
The Colston Arms
Colston Almshouses
Colston Tower
Colston Fort...

[Vanessa Kisuule @Vanessa_Kisuule]

Please understand that this conversation about Colston's legacy has been happening for DECADES in Bristol. We've already decided to change the name of one of our most prominent concert halls because of this. Don't reduce this to a random act of anarchy.

[Hasan Patel @CorbynistaTeen]

Say their names. This is the UK. Say their names.

[Will Jennings  @willjennings80]

Amazing to see the wildlife returning to London now everybody is staying at home!

[kiki @kearalorraine]

this is what the inside of my brain looks like today

[Maddy Caldwell @maddycod]

@MallyJamesNEW @mombxtch @Mizz_Mochas S

[Maddy Caldwell @maddycod]

My mum just told me I should list ‘good at folding sheets’ as a special skill on my CV

[Maddy Caldwell @maddycod]

I’m stuck in bed and going to be late for work because my dad left my bedroom door open and there’s 3 builders replacing the floor outside my room and I’m completely naked under the covers I can’t stand or even sit up

[Maddy Caldwell @maddycod]

@lzzd4vs Literally everything you just listed is hot

[Shae🩷 @ShaeShaeKoolae]

This has me screaming. Why would she do this 😭😭

[Maddy Caldwell @maddycod]

I sympathise with moths because what did they ever do wrong

[Maddy Caldwell @maddycod]

Someone please tell my why I am at a childrens birthday party and they are playing Thong Song by Sisqó

[Maddy Caldwell @maddycod]

Crackhead asked me what my star sign was, I said guess, he said ostrich ..

[Maddy Caldwell @maddycod]

The only thing on my CV is the fact I’ve lived in Amsterdam for 9 months and some how have avoided a photo with that giant cock