Maddy Herling (Dullum)

[Maddy Herling (Dullum) @maddydullum26]

Driving a Jeep Wagoneer is a 0/10 driving experience

[Maddy Herling (Dullum) @maddydullum26]

I’m going to start referring to my clients as patients and see what happens

[Gig Harbor Police @GigHarborPolice]

Update: No structures damaged as first reported. Good work by @GigHarborFire who is still on scene managing brush fire.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

-High schools dropping AP classes
-Colleges no longer require SATs
-Equity quotas for hiring

What happens when civilizations kill off meritocracy?

-Innovation grinds to a halt
-The water stops running
-Infrastructure crumbles
-Civilization collapses

[Maddy Herling (Dullum) @maddydullum26]

so if the government is going to raise the debt ceiling are they gonna raise mine

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Comedy is now legal on Twitter

[Fintwit @fintwit]

@elonmusk Throwback to Elon vs. Bernie

[Maddy Herling (Dullum) @maddydullum26]

@mad_skate wow such talent!!!!!!?

[Maddy Herling (Dullum) @maddydullum26]

Meanwhile in Tacoma. @KING5Seattle

[alli @Allisonnwebster]

with all the sex trafficking going on id like to share what happened to me last week when i was targeted so we know what to look out for. i live in san diego but it’s going on everywhere

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

What is this guy saying? Any germans out there?

[Maddy Herling (Dullum) @maddydullum26]

Do you ever look at an old picture of yourself and think ‘whatever happened to that fuckin tank top’

[Maddy Herling (Dullum) @maddydullum26]

@EmilyScheutzow Yup :( she dead.

[Maddy Herling (Dullum) @maddydullum26]

hello it is 11:50 pm and I desperately need a soft pretzel

[Maddy Herling (Dullum) @maddydullum26]

@DavidNyro Exactly!! Fast and furious!

[Maddy Herling (Dullum) @maddydullum26]

If you’re not pourin a french press on top of your super fast million dollar sports car than what u doin ??

[Maddy Herling (Dullum) @maddydullum26]

I literally just dropped my already shattered phone in the toilet at church and its still working. Holy water? Christmas miracle?

[Maddy Herling (Dullum) @maddydullum26]

this is absolutely still my favorite thing the internet has given us https://t.co/w4sqG5ifjJ

[Maddy Herling (Dullum) @maddydullum26]

@DavidNyro @NW_Music_Scene @NoCheapThrill @MusicByNelson Love it love you!!