Maddy Green

BBN; Kentucky Tridelt 🐬

[RubMor @QBruby]

1920: Alcohol is prohibited

2020: Liquor stores are an essential business during a national health crisis

[Maddy Green @maddygreen_]

IM A WRECK💔

[NBC New York @NBCNewYork]

Due to coronavirus precaution, Bob Shellard isn't allowed to visit his wife in her Connecticut nursing home. So he stood outside her window and held up a sign that said "I've loved you 67 years and still do. Happy Anniversary." https://t.co/cIwZxwmZeN

[Will Kelley @aubietiger1928]

The Auburn family lining up to fight Barb #TheBachelor

[James Hamblin @jameshamblin]

Italy has banned weddings and funerals for 16 million people. Japan has closed schools for a month. France and Iraq have banned public gatherings. The U.N. has canceled all physical meetings to address climate change. Americans are uncertain what to do about Coachella.

[Erin M @erinmurray16]

Peter’s mom: Madison is too religious for you

Also Peter’s mom: I spoke to God and he said pick Hannah Ann

#thebachelor

[$sharolthefairy @SharolyneYuri]

“There she go again. With that damn phone”

[Malika Andrews @malika_andrews]

The Nets are keeping two courtside seats empty for the late Kobe Bryant and his daughter, “Gigi.” The seats held open tonight are the same ones Kobe and Gigi sat in the viral clip of Kobe coaching Gianna.

[Vincent Goodwill @VinceGoodwill]

This one damn near broke me

[Kevin C. @SuperVuelo24]

Kobe gave us one last game winner. The look of admiration on Vanessa’s face. How much Gigi loved him and the game. Terrible day.

[Lisa. @WhoTheHellsLisa]

My mom watching me pour myself a glass of wine at a family party at age 23

[sab 🪬 @svbrinaaaxo]

why olaf lowkey hit that

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

My professor after I take an impossible final: “HAPPY HOLIDAYS!”

Me:

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Kylie Jenner sold half of her company for $600 million today and I’m over here checking my account before getting in the Chick-Fil-A drive-thru.

[Cain 🤯 @MCKCROSS]

College will teach you 2 things if you didn’t already know:

1. you ain’t smart
2. you ain’t special

[¿alex? @hoemoticon]

me drinking my $6 iced coffee knowing I only have 5 cents in my bank account