tweeter twat

[tweeter twat @maddyj15]

I’m MJ https://t.co/KRPXZXVCmY

[LeBron James @KingJames]

I'm not MJ, I'm LJ

[Charlie Light @charliewrich]

The plan?

Have the CEO get “caught” having an affair with a coworker at a concert to increase brand awareness and get a buzz going

[tweeter twat @maddyj15]

@erastourticketz Looking for a ticket to NOLA any night!

[Tomi @tomiwebstr]

he’s doing a meet & greet for his own kids

[Bhald Bhaddie @teejslipko]

me when two Trader Joe's employees bag my groceries together

[tweeter twat @maddyj15]

@wantthisnic @suziemaez HAHA YES

[Darren @Darren94775262]

Everyone arriving at Twitter to celebrate Jake Paul getting beat by Tommy Fury #FuryPaul #FuryVsPaul

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Trophy hunter eaten alive by brother of the lion he shot and killed for an Instagram post.

[Marc Andreessen 🇺🇸 @pmarca]

Valid.

[tweeter twat @maddyj15]

@bradleymyrs can I buy boiler room tickets plz

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

Well, I guess now we know where the student debt relief funds went.

[Go Bluesky (@StrictlyChristo.bsky.social) =🦤➡️🦋 @StrictlyChristo]

@JoshuaPotash Darnella Frazier, the teen who filmed George Floyd's murder, wins honorary Pulitzer
https://t.co/voVBkZu2ff

Frazier, now 18, was honored with a special citation for her video, which “spurred protests against police brutality around the world.

[Keegan Hamilton @keegan_hamilton]

Washington state will allow adults to claim a free pre-rolled joint when they get their COVID-19 vaccine shot

https://t.co/IzNeMXPA7q via @cam_joseph @VICENews

[ProPublica @propublica]

World's wealthiest person Jeff Bezos has twice avoided paying a penny in federal income tax in a year. Second-wealthiest man Elon Musk has also avoided federal income tax at least once.
How do we know?
We have their tax records.
https://t.co/2JZJNKNfVJ

[tweeter twat @maddyj15]

Spotify is literally the best ever until I hit shuffle and they play the same songs over and over again 😭😭😭

[Kolleen @littlewhitty]

In Texas, Lake Highlands High School valedictorian, Paxton Smith, switched out her approved speech to talk about abortion rights.

[justin theroux’s hair plugs @mcstardently]

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[tweeter twat @maddyj15]

I think my butt crooked