You know when you were little you would impulse rearrange your room in the middle of night. Well this impulse must start at a young age…this baby is rearranging his womb 🙃
My month…. 1) falling out with someone close to me 2) stress hives from number one 3) stained new shirt 4) emergency $1000 vet visit 5) dog hit by car 6) friends dog attacking me 7) trucker aiming gun at us 8) cops not doing shit. So fun
College is like the time @ChickTiger12 and I decided to go night swimming in California. The undercurrent took us out but we didn’t die. Just ended up with sand burn on our ass.
I hate when I actually have time to workout and my watch doesn’t track it. Like for once you’re not telling me to stand up and you DONT EVEN COUNT IT.... rude
One time I went camping and @FortnerKarli thought I died because I had no service to talk to her.... I had 5 missed calls, a voicemail and 10 snaps. I miss ya dooood