maddy kammerer 🌿

running on a treadmill & only eating salad

[maddy kammerer 🌿 @maddykammerer]

2001: A Face Odyssey #NewProfilePic

[tori 🪩🥂🍒 @bensonscully]

me at the ripe age of 26 urban dictionarying a slang term i don’t know

[jordzilla @sordijinger]

oh you stole my mario party star? go fuck yourself. we will never be friends ever again.

[maddy kammerer 🌿 @maddykammerer]

opened up my Twix bar and this was in it @twix care to explain???

[liyah “digga” mag @liyahmag]

me as a professor

[Bri Lewerke @brilewerke]

Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone hasn’t lost since 2019 and has set SIX world records since 🐐🐐

A world of her own!!!

[meeka @MeekyBlinders]

A babysitter allowed our 4 year old to eat 55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 pies, 55 cokes, 100 tater tots, 100 pizzas, 100 tenders, 100 meatballs, 100 coffees, 55 wings, 55 shakes, 55 pancakes, 55 pastas, 55 peppers, and 155 taters

[kesha @KeshaRose]

How do I get Fortnite

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey boss can i head out early i want to go play outside

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Made a motivational poster for spawning salmon😌

[Smokey Bear @smokey_bear]

This is my Roman Empire.

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

200 CAREER WINS FOR ADAM WAINWRIGHT!!!

#STLCards

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Be diligent and check your child's candy this year, just found an invasive silver carp shoved inside a Milky Way. No words.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

50.68! SYDNEY MCLAUGHLIN SETS A NEW WORLD RECORD IN THE 400M HURDLES 🙌

(via @NBCOlympics)

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

kim kardashian better not even think about it

[T @tylerthecreator]

ARE YOU HAPPY FOR ME? REALLY?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in