Maddy Lucy Dann

tweets are my own or someone else’s if they were funnier than me

[Maddy Lucy Dann @maddylucydann]

Hi it’s me

[BMJ Student @BMJStudent]

In this weeks episode of Sharp Scratch, we chatted with @maddylucydann about all the things you might not get taught at medical school and preparing for being a resident doctor.

Available to listen to now, wherever you get your podcasts
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[Maddy Lucy Dann @maddylucydann]

Why is Elma crying? She bullied him into leaving?! #LoveIslandAllStars

[Maddy Lucy Dann @maddylucydann]

I REVOKE my team Curtis membership #LoveIslandAllStars

[Maddy Lucy Dann @maddylucydann]

HOW the entire villa doesn’t see straight through Ekin BAFFLES me #LoveIsland

[Maddy Lucy Dann @maddylucydann]

HOW are the girls buying this from Ekin? She’s so disingenuous, really giving Year of the Snake #LoveIsland

[Maddy Lucy Dann @maddylucydann]

The MOST fake cringe kiss from Ekin. WHAT IS HAPPENING. Is this Love Island or Heartstopper? #LoveIsland

[Maddy Lucy Dann @maddylucydann]

The way that Ekin Su’s totally unhinged inauthentic behaviour is actually making me team Curtis. She’s an ACTRESS (a bad one) and a LIAR #LoveIsland

[Maddy Lucy Dann @maddylucydann]

I’ve never seen anyone try harder than Ekin Su to squeeze out a tear, it’s giving GCSE drama #LoveIsland

[Maddy Lucy Dann @maddylucydann]

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[Maddy Lucy Dann @maddylucydann]

Was invited to Gladiator 4DX premiere, couldn't make it sadly but I am left wondering what the 4DX component is? Do they release lions into the theatre? Or does a man in a skirt come up and just batter you?? Either way sad to miss it count me in any other time

[Maddy Lucy Dann @maddylucydann]

@FrazJ DEAD

[Fraser Jackson @FrazJ]

I’m convinced this was secretly @maddylucydann

[Maddy Lucy Dann @maddylucydann]

I can’t even put into words what a fantastic time I had! The hospitality of the Oceanbird Lounge team was second to none! Mum and I drank and ate and danced and sang until we dropped! Thank you thank you thank you! What a night and what a SHOW!

[ABBA Voyage @ABBAVoyage]

Absolutely loved sharing the excitement of Waterloo's 50th Anniversary with you today, @maddylucydann!

[Maddy Lucy Dann @maddylucydann]

@ABBAVoyage What a fantastic show! Thank you so much for your hospitality!

[Maddy Lucy Dann @maddylucydann]

@Beginnerscalluk I honestly think you should rethink your actions on this account and what you’re trying to achieve , from my perspective it’s purely and simply, bullying.
Embarrassing to try to hide behind pretending it’s a ‘parody’. Please please rethink how you spend your time.

[Will Hutton @williamnhutton]

There is cash to pay NHS staff - junior doctors included - reasonable remuneration. And invest in key equipment. Instead it is being hoarded for tax cuts on March 6 and to bait the Labour party whether it will reinstate them as tax increases. It is a new low in partisan cynicism.

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Junior doctors didn’t waste billions of taxpayers’ money on dodgy contracts.

Junior doctors didn’t sell off our health service.

Junior doctors didn’t cause record-high waiting lists.

The Tories created this crisis. Solidarity with junior doctors striking to save our NHS.

[Are You a Guestimator? @Guestimators]

🚨 NEW PODCAST ALERT 🚨

Find out how well you did on this week's quiz with comedian, A&E doctor and TikTok star @maddylucydann.

🫰 Which digit you'd chop off if you had to.
🍀 Best Irish person ever.
👅 Ideal number of tastebuds to have.

🎙 https://t.co/nim1A8BhkD

[Are You a Guestimator? @Guestimators]

👅 Is it better to have more or less tastebuds? 🤔

When given the choice to change their number of tastebuds, the majority of the British public would increase them.

What about morning breath @maddylucydann?

[Doctors Without Borders / Médecins Sans Frontières @MSF_canada]

" We cannot abandon our patients. If leave... who will treat them."

As Israeli forces enter Al Shifa hospital we call once again for the protection of medical staff, patients and displaced civilians sheltered inside the hospital. We are extremely worried for their lives. #Gaza