Maddy

[Maddy @maddymcclosk]

it’s that bad out there girls are hooking up with Elvis impersonators

[Maddy @maddymcclosk]

billy eichner opening reels

[George Alderman @GeorgeAlderman_]

The last thing Macbeth sees

[Criterion Collection @Criterion]

☕ 🖤

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

some people’s hobby is just The Titanic! 🚢

[hannah @crankhart]

The most alternative thing you can do is have no tattoos or piercings but still have an aura of darkness

[Philly Sports Sufferer @mccrystal_alex]

IM GONNA CRY THIS IS SO WHOLESOME 🥹

[Jack @JackInacker]

Hang it in the Art Museum.

[addie @sevenhighrising]

it be 2 dumbass girls telling each other "exactlyyyyy"

[˚✧benjamjn @kylie_gender]

My mom doesn’t have social media and she just got out this notepad and told me she wrote down a “tweet”

[Advit @advitwake]

person who organized the Timothee Chalamet lookalike contest

[The Theater Lovers | Will & Rachael @theater_lovers]

Tennessee Williams: “no no no, that’s still not right title. Think, Tennessee Williams, THINK!”

[ausweigo "eniarc" 💥 @engiarc]

He thought Star Wars was one film only! HE MAD!!

[robert franco @responsiblerob]

my instinct was to call this video hacky low hanging fruit but then he started doing the mocking voice and then i was fully won over when he started spitting

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

how it feels to go to a trendy tapas bar in chicago with a girl you matched with on hinge because you both have the same favorite episode of the office

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

my 84 year old auntie called me to ask "who the fine white man was at the DNC because he seems like he could've really been good for America". I choked back my laughter real bad and told her softly, "he was great for America. And Black women loved him".

She asked for his name and like clockwork I replied, "Grant. Fitzgerald Grant, I believe". She said, "damn, his name even SOUNDS important" and then she let out a Baptist MMMmmmmMmm. told her somebody tried to kill him once. then I stopped because I could barely breathe at this point and she started damning them to hell intently.

and I don't know if she'll ever find out, but I haven't laughed that hard in months after she hung up. I know I'm wrong. But, I did it for US. I did it for the United States of America.

[傑伊 @evangelicboy]

this would work on me sorry