🌜𝕄𝔸𝔻𝔻𝕐🌛

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[laurel @pigeoncowboys]

life can be pretty cool because you can get a bagel. but there’s also the horrors

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

being 19 is all about dating a guy who tries to have sex with you while you’re crying in front of him

[Profit Lemon Meadows @Sylviraraine]

If the police are here to serve then why are their outfits so ugly

[🌜𝕄𝔸𝔻𝔻𝕐🌛 @maddyneedsham_]

@miaaaafloresss @shirtsthtgohard @marissamathis_ Need

[jennica @jennica_faye_]

This is also just a PSA if you want to win any case on the peninsula you hire the devil reincarnated herself, Karen Unger💀

[mercury @onmercnem]

the best part ab smoking weed is getting scared

[big boy online @idonotbleed]

You guys gotta try this new prank I’ve been doing. Go into a restaurant and act INSANELY nice and polite to the wait staff. Never break character. And then at the end when they bring the check LMFAO leave a HUGE tip. Like 50%. Got his ass.

[…..!!! @strvingartist69]

6 bagels in a pack but 7 days in a week?? why is nobody talking about this

[☿ @mercurialsarah]

pls i just spent so long making these i’ll put the rest down bellow 😮‍💨

[dove🐾 @dovelyemails]

🌿 growing, blooming, flourishing 🌷

[S.LIZ @slizagna]

“I would love to get tattoos but my parents would kill me” you are 25. please go get a tattoo and then go to therapy.

[ALEXA @alexaselecta]

so if George Floyd wasn’t killed by having a knee in his neck for 8 minutes but rather coincidentally by a heart attack... i say we try putting our knee on the cops neck for 8 minutes and see if he lives... just for science for the trial

[fika shady facts @MOlSTYCOOCHIE]

i cant believe this happened

[✧ KC ✦ @daixykaren]

strawberry mushrooms 🍄🍓