maddy

Hi, I'm Maddy and I love Todd.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Has anyone seen this couch? Someone accidentally spilled invasive bighead carp blood samples all over it, so we left it out to dry and now it’s gone. We need it for the break room. Give it back.

[MSU Police and Public Safety @msupolice]

SUSPECT PHOTOS: The suspect is a Black male, shorter in stature, red shoes, jean jacket, wearing a baseball cap that is navy with a lighter brim.

[maddy @maddynsmith]

https://t.co/u1sCIa5GNn given the number of shots being fired in rapid succession from separate locations in a 4 mile radius, this cannot be a one-shooter job. The suspects are still at large. #msushooting

[maddy @maddynsmith]

Allegedly, the perpetrators posted photos on Facebook prior to partaking in the shooting tonight at @msu - 3 total. #msushooting

[redrum media @THERedRumMedia]

There are TWO separate (at this time) active shooting situations going on in Michigan. Only one is at Michigan State. This is the suspect said to be on foot with a long ruffle. Still very active.
#msu #michiganstate #Michigan #activeshooter

[mrs danny devito @louysandclark]

I have decided I will also have a mechanical bull at my funeral. Everyone will be required to ride, no exceptions, and this will be strictly enforced by armed private security. On a day filled with sadness, there should also be some excitement and fear.

[maddy @maddynsmith]

@louysandclark Ma’am, I miss YOU 😭🤍

[@goth @goth600]

There is a giant orb in the sky that you are not allowed to make direct eye contact with and you don’t question that?

[maddy @maddynsmith]

@louysandclark I see boobs in your eyes

[maddy @maddynsmith]

@DontShowYourCat

[maddy @maddynsmith]

@louysandclark Nice stache, cowboy

[hermione granger @jayydee78]

who the fuck invented pet rent my cat is literally unemployed

[maddy @maddynsmith]

@natalia_vcoop @RKSBandOfficial @Griz Saw RKS in GR three years ago and, let me tell you, it’s worth every bit of the hype

[maddy @maddynsmith]

@FlatlandCavalry @zachlanebryan