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| 23 | teenage girl in her twenties | look at my puppy^🥺|

[mads🎀🪩🪐 @maddyperm19]

!!!

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

being financially comfortable is literally enough for me. i don’t have to be the richest, i just want to be able to afford anything i want.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

If Mitch McConnell can push for Ruth Bader Ginsburg's replacement 2 hours after her death announcement, then we can replace him 2 hours before they unplug him.

[autist @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Vaccines are so effective they created an entire generation of people who think the diseases they prevented weren’t a big deal.

[bONGO 🌹 @wariocolosseum]

it’s very refreshing seeing a company actually push back against ai instead of submitting to it

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

MY GREATEST ADULT DISAPPOINTMENT WAS DISCOVERING THAT BAD PEOPLE GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING.

[miia @miiagarro]

"all women do is use men"

never in my life have i found a man useful

[✧ @cessonmute]

A Texas woman got an abortion. Authorities reportedly used 83,000 Flock cameras to track her down. Yet these cameras are RARELY used to track down r*pists, child predators, or human traffickers. They're not being used to find every missing child. Instead, they're being used to investigate women for making decisions about their own bodies... with TAXPAYER dollars.

[S🎧 @wellnessgirlyy]

when 20 yo say shit like “i won’t have kids until like 25” but they don’t know that 25 is literally tomorrow

[kk 🦋 @kkrespawned]

Honestly shocked that TMZ can’t figure out if McConnell is dead or not (he is). Why do we even have TMZ DC if not for this

[‏ً @itsnwts]

It really just bums me out that we have the resources to fix our society, stop our reliance on fossil fuels, guarantee healthcare, house the homeless, and feed every person in the country, but doing so would be a bad time for like, 8 men, so we can’t do it.

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

I remember when I was young they had these people called “investigative journalists” who could find out stuff like if a senator was dead or not

[Brittany Hughes @RealBrittHughes]

Hey @Netflix: The first season has 10 episodes and you binge it in a week. The second season airs three years later with 8 episodes that come out in two random chunks six weeks apart for no reason. And by the time it airs, you've forgotten the first season anyway and it's not worth the time to go back and rewatch it.

There. Just saved you a crapton of consulting money. You're welcome.

[SheepDog Society LLC @SDSLLC_USA]

If a widow collects even 1 social security check after her husband dies and she doesn't notify the government of his passing, then she can be criminally prosecuted.

If a Senator dies and their staff still happens to vote and sign Bills in their name that could affect the entire country, then what happens?

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

HOT TAKE: Entry-level means ZERO years of experience.

[Kush @kushika_twt]

Your raise: +2%, +2.5%, +3%, +2%
Your rent: +8%, +11%, +9%, +14%
Your grocery bill: +6%, +9%, +12%, +11%
Your energy bill: +12%, +15%, +9%, +27%
Your savings: 0%, 0%, 0%, 0%

But sure, the 3% year was a "strong performance review."

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

The fact that you can be brain dead and still be a Republican Senator is very on brand for the entire party.

[Doktor Ross Sewage MD @sewage666]

friendly reminder: they never paid the lady who snitched on luigi and she was fired from her job

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i just want to point out… the amount of money the U.S. has spent on war in the last 2.5 months is roughly the same cost that Bernie Sanders proposed for universal college. so the real question is never ‘can we afford it’… it’s what we choose to prioritize.