Madison Roberts

Resident office millennial.

[Madison Roberts @maddyrob2]

I’ve lived in Minnesota for a year and just learned that Paul Bunyan was fictional.

[Madison Roberts @maddyrob2]

My son asked who the Quaker Oats guy was like three weeks ago and it’s still got me thinking…

[Madison Roberts @maddyrob2]

I hate when adults use the word “yummy”…😒

[Madison Roberts @maddyrob2]

@realdarcyhume Jordan and I died laughing at this

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Also asking for a fancy Dutch oven as a present and budgeting for it two months in advance. Getting real wild up in here.

[Madison Roberts @maddyrob2]

Turning 30 means making plans to go to the farmers market on your birthday and bring like, way too stoked.

[Madison Roberts @maddyrob2]

I will never understand some hockey players’ decision to go with the yellow mouth guard.

[Madison Roberts @maddyrob2]

You ever order a flatbread from a restaurant and not know if you’re getting a pizza or a sandwich?

[Madison Roberts @maddyrob2]

I went to one baseball game 10 months ago and literally get three emails a day from MLB.

[Madison Roberts @maddyrob2]

Jordan and I were playing on walkie talkies (yes I have a child) and accidentally started talking to the Starbucks drive thru.

[Madison Roberts @maddyrob2]

Teddy definitely has this energy.

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Toddler turns pitch invader, forces mom to sprint after him during MLS match https://t.co/aKTY0Ly3bv

[Madison Roberts @maddyrob2]

Posted my flourishing plant on the local gardening Facebook group to find out it is, in fact a very very healthy weed.

[Madison Roberts @maddyrob2]

Accidentally liked Jordan’s Instagram post from two years ago😳

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I’ll literally spend $7 on a latte but have not bought raspberries in like three years because I’m not a millionaire. #logic

[Madison Roberts @maddyrob2]

Cocomelon is some baby cult shit. *willing to give baby over to cult for five minutes of peace*

[Madison Roberts @maddyrob2]

I love how dogs bring you their toys when you come home. Like: oh I can’t show up empty handed, that’d be rude.

[Madison Roberts @maddyrob2]

Jordan: do you want lil caesars for dinner?

Me: yeah, I have a cart started already

[Madison Roberts @maddyrob2]

Celebrating Mother’s Day 2021 by going through the Starbucks drive thru alone.

[Madison Roberts @maddyrob2]

Tiktok has taught me the makeup tips I learned from What Not to Wear 15 years ago do not hold up.

[Madison Roberts @maddyrob2]

@Jesssiiicaa The more tired I am, the shorter the book I choose to read for bed ahhha