Maddy

[Maddy @maddyrosiee]

My life as a day shifter:
Breakfast - granola bar
Lunch - grilled chicken & green beans
Dinner - the entire McDonalds menu

#balance?

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Jessie. She works at a children’s hospital teaching patients not to be afraid of certain procedures. For an echocardiogram, just lie on your back and hold your mom’s hand. 14/10

[Maddy @maddyrosiee]

Why do I like all the white comforters knowing damn well that I have three dogs and a fiancé who drinks chocolate milk in bed. #sopretty #nevergonnahappen

[Maddy @maddyrosiee]

The wedding nightmares continue. The day of the wedding I realized I forgot to send out invites. 😂😂

[Maddy @maddyrosiee]

I had a dream that I was walking down the aisle and realized I forgot to have a rehearsal dinner. This is what wedding planning does to you.

[Maddy @maddyrosiee]

ALWAYS

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

You ever make to-do lists and put a few things on there you’ve already done just so you can cross them out and feel better about yourself?

[Lizzy  @Lizzytrizzy]

4OCEAN IS SAVING OUR PLANET AND DON’T GET THE RECOGNITION THEY DESERVE. THIS SHIT DESERVES TO GO VIRAL NOT THEM DUMB VIDEOS OF PEOPLE DOING DUMB SHIT.

Please buy the cute lil bracelets they sell. Every dollar counts 🥺

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i wasn’t a good dog today

april fools. i was so good

[steve @stubasceve]

Secret texting codes your unvaccinated kids could be sending:

WYD- when you dying?

LMAO-look measles are oncoming

ROFL-rubella onset fucking likely

DTF-dying of tetanus on Friday

WTF-when’s the flu?

NGL- not gonna live

IDC- Innocent dying children

[Maddy @maddyrosiee]

I saw a girl on Instagram who has a ball pit for her yorkies and now I want a ball pit for my Pomeranians.

[tobias fünke @slamantha]

Me in the background of all my friends’ videos at the pool parties in Vegas omw to get another beer

[dj bean @killbyundrscore]

I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF BEING COLD I CANNOT TAKE IT ANY LONGER I NEED THE SUN AND WARMTH

[Maddy @maddyrosiee]

Landon called me antisocial today. But I’m nocturnal. There’s a difference.

[Maddy @maddyrosiee]

Idk why but when I eat pizza rolls for breakfast after work I sleep like a BABY. I’m gonna keep doing this.

[Maddy @maddyrosiee]

Honestly if I was at the spa and Landon kept trying to talk to me and kiss me the way Colton is with Hannah I’d be like STFU do you not know what we do at the spa? No talkey. More relaxey.

[Maddy @maddyrosiee]

Every day after work around 8-830 am when I drive over the railroad tracks before Germantown the sun hits the tracks just right and it looks like headlights from a car coming right at me and I have a real life heart attack EVERY TIME and this bothers me. #imtired #lifeofmaddy

[Maddy @maddyrosiee]

18 hours at work and I can see sounds and smell colors.

[Maddy @maddyrosiee]

Update: @instagram emailed me and made me send them a picture of myself holding a piece of paper with my username and a code so they could “verify my identify”. I sent my insta mugshot almost 2 days ago and NO RESPONSE. #help

[Maddy @maddyrosiee]

My @instagram was randomly deleted while I was at work for “violating the terms and conditions”. I’m not trying to be dramatic but THIS IS AN INJUSTICE and I feel like I’m dying.

[lo. @laa_ren]

My grandmother has a new “friend” at her retirement community. He takes her shopping and to get her hair and nails done.

She told me that his wife doesn’t mind because she has Alzheimer’s.

Ma’am.

[Maddy @maddyrosiee]

@ahhhmanda_jane @instagram Freakin someone in instagram land 🙄😭