The Yankees will wear a black armband on the left sleeve of their jerseys for the 2019 season to honor the life of former Yankees pitching coach and LHP Mel Stottlemyre, who passed away on January 13, 2019, at the age of 77.
Mel’s popularity transcended generations, all of whom thought of him as their own. His plaque in Monument Park will forever serve to celebrate the significance of his legacy. We extend our deepest condolences to Mel’s wife Jean & the entire Stottlemyre family. - Hal Steinbrenner
*Gets in Uber*
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Me - “so how long have you been Ubering for?”