moth maddy

Hey there demons, it's me ya boi ~ they/she/he ~ 26

[moth maddy @maddythewizard]

Hello, I am chaos

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

I can understand why Italians saw this and decided to invent unemployment

[mo @mofromyt]

hearing rascal flatts ‘life is a highway’ again in theaters is gonna be a religious experience

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

‘Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood’ has officially launched a YouTube channel featuring full episodes, classic clips, and more for the first time ever.

[James Parker @panoparker]

I made a very important purchase at the medieval festival

[✨️NatanVZ🇧🇷✨️ @vz_natan]

There is yet to exist a single dinosaur horror experience that can replicate the natural terror this image brings to hearts of man

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i’d be a beanie baby dragon with you in every lifetime

[Maryam @hell_line0]

seatbelts aren't designed for breasts.
Real blood wasn't used for period product testing until like 2023.
Female crash dummies weren't regularly used in crash tests until 2022.
Women are 30% more likely to die if her surgeon is a man.

Endometriosis affects 1 in 9 women yet it takes 10 years to diagnose nd there's more research done on male pattern baldness than endo.
nd endo studies consist of how attractive endo patients are to males...

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

Daniel Craig said the reason James Bond movies got serious and dark was because of Austin Powers movies

“We had to destroy the myth because Mike Myers f*cked us.”

“I am a huge fan, but he made it impossible to do the gags."

[𝐍.🎀༘⋆ @luvblessingz]

The most humbling thing about getting older is the realization that a year is not actually long at all.

[iza @izamamaa]

“nobody coming to save you also implies

no one is coming to stop you”

[• @WordsCocoon]

may 31, sunday...

[jezz @JezziiB]

Tired: Humans are killing the planet

Wired: literally like 90 specific billionaires and CEOs are killing the planet and we literally know their names

[mad tsai @MadTsai]

this pic would’ve went triple platinum on tumblr

[Ali @AJ_F612]

*screams in ER nurse*

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

I wonder what the world could have looked like if women were not literally systematically barred entry for decades and an actual oppressed class for centuries. what could the world have looked like

[troy bond jr (grand admiral) @TroyHasEbola]

This woman saved Star Wars. Without her there would be no Star Wars. She went in and re-cut the trench run scene so it actually made sense after Lucas showed it to a bunch of people and they laughed at it. Seriously a legend. May the force be with you. Thank you.

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

Me when anyone asks why I still use Twitter