Maddy Tobin

Emerge Nurse💉. Cat mom 😻. 24😙. Just wing it. life, eyeliner, everything 🤷🏼‍♀️.

[Maddy Tobin @maddytobes]

Can I just pay @Daddyissues__ for therapy instead? 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[PICC me, choose me, love me @Cardiac_Cutie]

Unpopular opinion that I know I’ll probably get shit for: nursing school wasn’t *that* hard

[adam @brokeangeI]

sorry i told u about my trauma do u still think i’m hot

[Maddy Tobin @maddytobes]

Nurses week made me fat

[Maddy Tobin @maddytobes]

Can everyone please stop getting engaged? 🙄

[Maddy Tobin @maddytobes]

Omggggg @Daddyissues__ liked my tweet. This is the best thing ever I am deadddd 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Maddy Tobin @maddytobes]

@Daddyissues__ is my spirit animal 😂❤️

[Maddy Tobin @maddytobes]

Wish I was drinking pitchers of margaritas and eating tacos instead of working tonight 😩

[Maddy Tobin @maddytobes]

I drunkenly agreed to be on the Emergency Nursing Practice committee at work, AKA The Nerd Committee! 😂😂😟😟

[Maddy Tobin @maddytobes]

Prince William, who has been balding since like age 7, cheated on absolutely gorgeous and amazing Kate Middleton?? Men are the worsttttttttttttt 🙄

[Maddy Tobin @maddytobes]

I care for very sick people in a busy ER everyday with no problem but cried when at the vet today cause my cats were a little dehydrated 😭☹️

[Maddy Tobin @maddytobes]

Kind of rude that the radiologist called my fracture “micro” 🖕🏻👀

[Maddy Tobin @maddytobes]

I straight up forgot to go to work today 🙈🤷🏼‍♀️

[Maddy Tobin @maddytobes]

I really apologize to the old lady having a STEMI who I almost threw up on... hope those drugs I was pushing helped 😂😂🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[Maddy Tobin @maddytobes]

Of course I have the flu during my bday week 🥵☹️

[Maddy Tobin @maddytobes]

*me teaching a patient how to do a self vag swab*
Patient’s bf: try not to think of me too much while you do it
Me in my nurse voice: Yea it’s super small, you’ll barely feel it
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Maddy Tobin @maddytobes]

Hmm wonder why.... 🤔 Share of US men under 30 not having sex almost triples in 10 years, study finds https://t.co/bRApkkGWvr

[Maddy Tobin @maddytobes]

Adopting Stormi is one of the best things I’ve ever done ☺️😻

[Maddy Tobin @maddytobes]

Someone came to the ER with a gun and a plan today and the cops stopped him outside and NO ONE TOLD US THIS WAS HAPPENING 😦🙄😩