mad💌

[jes @peestains]

when u block a guy and ffuijgsswdyhbdgg start watching your stories

[Softboy @softboywin]

how do i get one of them fake corporate jobs where i work remotely and get paid for responding to one email a day and having a laptop on with outlook or whatever open

[Mo🧚🏼 @Pearlyi_n_]

Me at 2am when I’m supposed to be sleeping😭😭

[Quinn @MindOfQuinn]

Me learning u can get a DUI on a golf cart in Put in Bay

[bum @BattleRapBum]

stefon diggs when his dino nuggets ain’t come wit the smiley face fries

[Basketball Ground @BBallGround]

This always got it

[Thumser @JeffreyThumser]

If the mucinex germ and a pitbull had a baby

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Brutus crossed out the M ❌
Then dotted the i in the snow ❄️

[r @SWAGBEASTULTRA]

fucking whatever im ordering doordash

[Shrek @Shrek]

Can't today, I'm swamped.

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

I heard someone say, “What a privilege it is to outgrow the stuff you once settled for.” And honestly, it absolutely is.

[Demon Realms @Demon_Realms]

I love unfollowing people. You have displeased me for the last time. Leave my sight

[christian @caquino__]

cousins friend went to view a house yesterday and the estate agent fell down the stairs 😭😭

[nai @nairahamni]

this my last day talking , going ferb!

[Ericock Squirt @skrrtcocaine]

Time to roll the dice

[Tama Gucci @TAMAHOOCHIE]

If bratz was smart they would bring back the baby bratz and sell them as bag charms to compete with labubu’s

[₊˚❀༉‧₊˚ @dottedIine]

This man put it on a billboard IM CRYING

[Ted @Tedoffthegrid]

Best 8 dollars I’ve ever spent