madalyn

dont hate on me

[madalyn @maddyyscott]

@JustinTrudeau you mean like the vacation you took with your family on taxpayers dime?

[madalyn @maddyyscott]

if yall knew me, youd know how underrated i actually am

[madalyn @maddyyscott]

worst comes to worst, i know i can survive the coronavirus because ive watched all of TWD

[madalyn @maddyyscott]

@Drake my mom got to be this close to you, and i was stuck at work...

[madalyn @maddyyscott]

ur the reason boys are damaged

[hazel🎡 @hzlsydd]

No

[madalyn @maddyyscott]

idk who needs to hear this but, your boyfriends are allowed to have friends who are girls...

[alissa violet @AlissaViolet]

i used to be scared of my mom but now i’m just like “why are you screaming? lmao”

[madalyn @maddyyscott]

hi, the popeyes chicken sandwich is coming to canada in may, thats all.

[madalyn @maddyyscott]

when your feelin confident so you take a nude selfie on snap but then you accidentally post it to your story🥰🥰

[madalyn @maddyyscott]

the bowmanville one though....

[Liv @oliviafowlerr]

Ever seen the LCBO parking lot in Courtice?

[madalyn @maddyyscott]

@stsco_ca just wanted to ask upon your judgment today as many students in my class say there buses were quite literally DRIFTING across the roads... maybe today may have been an inclement weather day....

[madalyn @maddyyscott]

i went to a restaurant a while back with my parents, i ended up seeing a waiter who i thought my sister might find cute, i ended up calling him over to our table and asking him out for my sister... long story short, it worked.

[syd @sydneyhxll]

how fucking disgusting do you have to be to be an adult man and be openly dating a minor like just because you didn’t mentally mature past the age of 12 doesn’t make it okay :)

[madalyn @maddyyscott]

istg my phone broken, i only be getting the texts from people when they need something

[madalyn @maddyyscott]

ever been so tired you hop in the shower with your socks on accidentally?

[madalyn @maddyyscott]

i told a guy that im gonna call him chef instead of daddy while we’re fucking cuz of this tweet, and he goes “ya cus im chefin it up in dat pussy” and i died

[madalyn @maddyyscott]

why do girls still tie their shirts like a dog tail at the back😂

[madalyn @maddyyscott]

the year is 2006 and your mom puts down this for lunch... life is good