Kyle Barber

i eat things and do stuff

[Kyle Barber @made_by_kyle]

@artemisfowl helicopter rescue from the b/w interrogation room, in the middle of the ocean but with great wifi, and then they fly off, in a regular helicopter....

[Kyle Barber @made_by_kyle]

@artemisfowl lead in to a sequel, but MIB walk out of there and then get on a chopper #exit

[Kyle Barber @made_by_kyle]

@artemisfowl your villan father was not a villan, i the one who was in charge all along knew this, but i reveal it to you now. But first go to your company hh for your promotion

[Kyle Barber @made_by_kyle]

@artemisfowl and by dissapointed i mean in this movie, bc dad is in the basements with shrieking person who vaniahes #founddaddy #chainedup #inthebasement

[Kyle Barber @made_by_kyle]

@artemisfowl the nut glowed and now people may or may not be alive in a chamber in the mountains or maybe in this house, let us run arround and be disappointed by what happens

[Kyle Barber @made_by_kyle]

@artemisfowl daddy issues meet trust issues and agree to carry on a movie

[Kyle Barber @made_by_kyle]

@artemisfowl sure then kill his only friend and “butler” but then nvm jk he lives

[Kyle Barber @made_by_kyle]

@artemisfowl ok men in black, troll, harry potter, time, boom

[Kyle Barber @made_by_kyle]

@artemisfowl we have a super killer who is holding on to people, a kid who is not getting crushed annother teenager who is drawing the fire and the elf flew into a chandeli-heeer bc they dont know how to fly, previous battle scenes excluded

[Kyle Barber @made_by_kyle]

@artemisfowl we have a coup d’etat while time is fucked but also here is a troll we gave it everything it is ALLERGIC to and now it is STRONGER #bcthatishowscienceworks

[Kyle Barber @made_by_kyle]

@artemisfowl this whole movie and we are chasing the god damn nut from @IceAge

[Kyle Barber @made_by_kyle]

@artemisfowl its the damn nut from @IceAge

[Kyle Barber @made_by_kyle]

@artemisfowl men in black moment #nobraincontrol

[Kyle Barber @made_by_kyle]

@artemisfowl @joshgad bro you eat and shit out dirt for what now?

[Kyle Barber @made_by_kyle]

@artemisfowl lil bro broke time but dont worry its a supper slow catastrophe so lets bring in @joshgad

[Kyle Barber @made_by_kyle]

@artemisfowl dobby is angry, breathes fire and had a brainfart..@joshgad picks his friends nose.

[Kyle Barber @made_by_kyle]

#colinfarrell @artemisfowl hanging out in this super constructed warehouse with you know, crystals growing only around me and my arms, ohh and the curved steel walls. Yea tottally normal to use half magical growth and regular old barracks ya know

[Kyle Barber @made_by_kyle]

@artemisfowl so remember when we had this big thing to stop a little bit of time, well now we will stop time everywhere and then just breath heavier at a keyboard for it... oh yea it’s the Centaur who is tired of TYPING

[Kyle Barber @made_by_kyle]

@artemisfowl so someone who just learned elves exist from a diary entry can now catch them, be immune to their magic via sunglasses and strut off screen

[Kyle Barber @made_by_kyle]

@artemisfowl wedding, troll, drones, time freeze, magic, awkwardness not in that order