madebyross

Hello my name is David but everybody calls me Ross. I tweet in French and English, sometimes in Hebrew... Mes tweets n'engagent personne, c'est la crise.

[The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome @TheMossadIL]

"Hey, Mossad. How can you tweet humour when you're under attack and people are in danger of their lives?"

Because nothing pisses off the enemy more.

[CARL THEWOODBRUSSELS @CARLWOODBRUSSEL]

Back to the 80's, our 1st episode is now online !!!
#MiranoContinental : Au temps où St. Josse était le petit "Hollywood" de Belgique. Many thx to everyone for this project and it's only the beginning...
https://t.co/hT5x8Ff8rE

[madebyross @madebyross]

@yaaguanto Non c’est juste un mauvais rêve 😂

[madebyross @madebyross]

La Groupie a rejoint le Pianiste 😢

[madebyross @madebyross]

@yaaguanto 🕺🏻💃🏻

[Noam Blum @neontaster]

I think people should just resign themselves to the fact that the only Star Wars movie that is also a legitimately good serious film is Empire Strikes Back, and that is never going to change. The sooner you realize that, the sooner you can enjoy the other ones.

[madebyross @madebyross]

Happy 5778 BITCHES !#RoshHashana #ShanahTova

[Mudar Adnan Zahran مضر عدنان زهران @Mudar_Zahran]

Meet @ChrisGunness , UNRWA's spokerspon, always crying over Gazans' misery from the comfort of Tel Aviv. It's time to shut UNRWA down..

[National Library of Israel @NLIsrael]

Welcome to the very first Pride Parade in Tel Aviv! We hope you have a gay old time! (July 1979)
#Pride2017

[Lt. Col. (R) Peter Lerner @LTCPeterLerner]

Today is my last day as an #IDF spokesperson, here are some final words and thoughts. Thank you for following https://t.co/FYyOOYcQIw

[madebyross @madebyross]

@LTCPeterLerner Thank you for your service !

[madebyross @madebyross]

May the 4th be With You Bitches 👋🏻

[madebyross @madebyross]

Happy Yomuledet Medinat Israel 🇮🇱
69 years old, but everybody wants to fuck you 👊🏻 #Israel #iindependenceday #yomhaatzmaut

[madebyross @madebyross]

@beneschofsky 🤗

[Elder of Ziyon 🇮🇱 @elderofziyon]

Antisemitic cartoonist honored by his Belgian town https://t.co/6gyTIJV3zj

[madebyross @madebyross]

@Shriftman found it 😎 where do you want me to send it ?

[madebyross @madebyross]

@Shriftman let me check in an old backup (but I doubt)

[Perle Nicolle-Hasid @perleinisrael]

Gilad Salit était captif du #Hamas 1941 jours du 25 juin 2006 au 18 octobre 2012. Entre sa libération et aujourd'hui, le même temps a passé.

[Julien Bahloul @julienbahloul]

Il y a pile 11 ans #IlanHalimi était kidnappé, torturé jusqu'au 13 février avant d'être brûlé vif parce que juif. Ne l'oublions jamais.

[Rɪᴄʜᴀʀᴅ Kᴇᴍᴘ ⋁ @COLRICHARDKEMP]

As if @netanyahu didn't have hard enough job, it seems he's had to listen to hundreds of Kerry's settlement lectures https://t.co/dcSf7cGye0