MONEY TALKS .ᐟ┊PARODY

IN 󠁧 THE 󠁧 𝘙𝘐𝘊𝘏 󠁧 MAN’S 󠁧 W꩜RLD .ᐟ

[MONEY TALKS .ᐟ┊PARODY @MADEFORWEALTH]

⠀⠀ ꒰⠀ 𝘢. 𝘬. ෆ 11.24.92
⠀ྀི 𝘢𝘪𝘥𝘪𝘯 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 ྀི
︶⊹︶︶୨୧︶︶⊹︶

[MONEY TALKS .ᐟ┊PARODY @MADEFORWEALTH]

Who hasn’t?

[Guilty as sin. ≛ NOT @KarlFredericks_ @MercyNotFound]

Who’s pissed in your whiskey?

[MONEY TALKS .ᐟ┊PARODY @MADEFORWEALTH]

You make this shit so boring.

[MONEY TALKS .ᐟ┊PARODY @MADEFORWEALTH]

No argument here. I like the attention.

[Guilty as sin. ≛ NOT @KarlFredericks_ @MercyNotFound]

We both know how much you love when I’m admiring you.

[MONEY TALKS .ᐟ┊PARODY @MADEFORWEALTH]

Yeah, yeah, keep your staring up.

[Guilty as sin. ≛ NOT @KarlFredericks_ @MercyNotFound]

Welcome back, babe. You look so fucking good. Shit —

[MONEY TALKS .ᐟ┊PARODY @MADEFORWEALTH]

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YOU ARE NEVER GETTING RID OF ME
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[MONEY TALKS .ᐟ┊PARODY @MADEFORWEALTH]

Because I’m all sweaty and hot?

[Guilty as sin. ≛ NOT @KarlFredericks_ @MercyNotFound]

There’s something so hot about you after a match.

[MONEY TALKS .ᐟ┊PARODY @MADEFORWEALTH]

Keep complimenting me, babe.

[Guilty as sin. ≛ NOT @KarlFredericks_ @MercyNotFound]

What a fucking sexy man.

[ᅠᅠoh , who is 𝗵𝗲 .ᐣ @SINSFORSAKEN]

you look at me the same but i can’t reciprocate .

[MONEY TALKS .ᐟ┊PARODY @MADEFORWEALTH]

Think that’s just what we need, sexy.

[Guilty as sin. ≛ NOT @KarlFredericks_ @MercyNotFound]

More partying with my man?

[MONEY TALKS .ᐟ┊PARODY @MADEFORWEALTH]

Week with the kid is over. Back to sleeping in and drinking.

[MONEY TALKS .ᐟ┊PARODY @MADEFORWEALTH]

Going to stick around?

[Guilty as sin. ≛ NOT @KarlFredericks_ @MercyNotFound]

Kind of like being around you, you know?

[@MADEFORWEALTH]

[MONEY TALKS .ᐟ┊PARODY @MADEFORWEALTH]

Go fuck yourself, Jackie.

[𝙅𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙚 𝘽𝙤𝙮. | NOT @elpwrestling @GuidesTheLight]

Custom fitted just for you. Hop in.

[MONEY TALKS .ᐟ┊PARODY @MADEFORWEALTH]

I was hoping you’d say that.

[Guilty as sin. ≛ NOT @KarlFredericks_ @MercyNotFound]

Can’t wine and dine you without a little dessert, can I?

[MONEY TALKS .ᐟ┊PARODY @MADEFORWEALTH]

Thanks for the birthday drinks and food, babe. You better be meeting me in bed later too.

[Guilty as sin. ≛ NOT @KarlFredericks_ @MercyNotFound]

Happy birthday!

This is all very new for me and for you, but I hope that spending your day with me has made it good. Food, drinks and other extracurricular’s are all on me today, baby boy, so don’t worry your pretty head!

[@MADEFORWEALTH]

[MONEY TALKS .ᐟ┊PARODY @MADEFORWEALTH]

What is it?

[𝙅𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙚 𝘽𝙤𝙮. | NOT @elpwrestling @GuidesTheLight]

Hey, @MADEFORWEALTH. Got you a birthday present.

[MONEY TALKS .ᐟ┊PARODY @MADEFORWEALTH]

Don’t be fucking dramatic.

[𝙅𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙚 𝘽𝙤𝙮. | NOT @elpwrestling @GuidesTheLight]

Trauma. So much trauma, yes.

[MONEY TALKS .ᐟ┊PARODY @MADEFORWEALTH]

You’re so fucking impossible. I gave you SO MUCH in our relationship.

[𝙅𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙚 𝘽𝙤𝙮. | NOT @elpwrestling @GuidesTheLight]

I DIDN'T WANT GIFTS. ESPECIALLY NOT ONES BOUGHT WITH MY OWN MONEY.

[MONEY TALKS .ᐟ┊PARODY @MADEFORWEALTH]

Did I stutter?

[Guilty as sin. ≛ NOT @KarlFredericks_ @MercyNotFound]

You like hearing me tell you how much I miss you?

[MONEY TALKS .ᐟ┊PARODY @MADEFORWEALTH]

WITH THE AMOUNT OF THINGS I BOUGHT YOU, IT WAS BASICALLY OUR BANK ACCOUNT.

[𝙅𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙚 𝘽𝙤𝙮. | NOT @elpwrestling @GuidesTheLight]

HOBBIES I DIDN'T AGREE WITH?! YOU DRAINED MY FUCKING BANK ACCOUNT.

[MONEY TALKS .ᐟ┊PARODY @MADEFORWEALTH]

God, are you still going on about “how I really am”? Fucking get over it. So what if I had hobbies you didn’t agree with?

[𝙅𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙚 𝘽𝙤𝙮. | NOT @elpwrestling @GuidesTheLight]

Blind? BLIND??

The only time I was blind was when I was dating your dumb ass. The moment I started seeing you for what you really were, I wanted NOTHING to do with you.