Suzanna Hansen

I am the gatekeeper of my own destiny and I will have my glory day in the hot sun.

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"Mary Elizabeth is a really nice person underneath the part of her that hates everyone." This is what I imagine people say about me. L O L

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Found this in my drafts, lol: The lady next to me at the doctors office just ask Siri to add pretzels to her grocery list.

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did I just send Cody a 2 “page” text review of a joint I rolled while in excruciating pain? 🤷🏼‍♀�� possibly.

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Willie Nelson is keeping me company today. 🎶💕

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but now, it’s used for a miriad of things

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I mainly started using Twitter again so I can tell “someone” my thoughts at all times of the day (so as not to interrupt Cody at work every 5 seconds. 😬) - then he can catch up at the end of the day, when he’s off work. 😂

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@abbyschoettler I did!! And thank you! 💛

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Happy 1-week broken finger-versary to me. This injury sucks just as much now as it did a week ago. 🙄

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did you not tell them that they are the lord’s chips?

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children gravitate towards me and I have no idea why
tia vibes are strong I guess

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update: what’s her name is Cindy

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currently eating: tortilla chips & weed honey 😌

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update: what’s his name is ross

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I said it last year and I’ll say it again this year - what’s her name is growing on me....does that mean I like her...or....

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can we go one effing Christmas without what’s his name talking about the Japan trip that was like 7 years ago?! 🙄

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High musings at Christmas Eve - ready, go! 👏🏼

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@TaraVictoriaL Going to watch 10 Things I Hate About You on repeat 😭💔

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Wednesday thoughts: I miss Heath Ledger 😔

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The countdown begins! 🎉

3 days until Mexico
18 days until Kauai
70 until Christmas

Ready to go from hot weather, to hot weather, to hotter weather, and back to hot weather. 🙌🏼

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@MaxWrye 🎉🙌🏼 yesss!