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[Cat@WRR #IWillNotComply @MadeiraViolet]

My vote has been cast. #ReformUK

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

YouGov predicting the biggest Conservative wipeout in their history?

It's the end of the Tories (and I feel fine).

[Holte 🇪🇺 @holte]

@RishiSunak 👟Head to your polling station
✅ Bring ID
👋F THE TORIES!

[Jen k 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Jenny_1884]

What I don’t understand is that ALL the Labour run councils are a total mess & most are bankrupt, so why on earth would anyone want to vote Labour?

They can’t run their own Councils so how on earth will they be able to run our country.

They are clowns 🤡 run by clowns 🤡

[Cat@WRR #IWillNotComply @MadeiraViolet]

Conservatives have screwed us over.

Labour wants to screw us even more.

Vote @reformparty_uk on 4th July and turn the screw back on them!

#ReformUK #Elections2024

[Cat@WRR #IWillNotComply @MadeiraViolet]

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[Dee Mani @DeeManiOfficial]

THIS IS AN ACTUAL CUSTOMER REVIEW FROM A MAN ON https://t.co/fveGRJgrho AFTER USING VEET HAIR REMOVAL CREAM FOR MEN. I ACTUALLY HAD TEARS ROLLING DOWN MY FACE WHILE READING IT!!!!!!!!!!!! SOOOO FUNNY!!!:

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat.

I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn’t have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two veg.

Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned.

Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn’t managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and an tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me.

This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering “ooooohhh that feels good” Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn’t heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.

I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn’t the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn’t improve my status…so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect ~ Cerys

[Cat@WRR #IWillNotComply @MadeiraViolet]

@janekin24 Wooooooooo!!! 😃

[Cat@WRR #IWillNotComply @MadeiraViolet]

😂 Brilliant!

[S p r i n t e r @SprinterPress]

🇫🇷 In France, a new kind of protest.
Parisian confectionery has placed an interesting dictionary on the packaging

[Cat@WRR #IWillNotComply @MadeiraViolet]

@CEO_TTUK I’m no good at either, but it would be highly inefficient to fly that route @ FL10 vs FL400. Lower pressure @ FL400 would mean a higher cruise speed is obtainable anyway as there is less resistance even if it flys further. The flight at FL10 probably wouldn’t make it to MBJ 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Cat@WRR #IWillNotComply @MadeiraViolet]

#RIPQueenElizabeth 😔

[Cat@WRR #IWillNotComply @MadeiraViolet]

Yessssss!!!! @Lionesses #england #euro2022final

[Lionesses @Lionesses]

WE ARE EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS! 🤩🏆

[Cat@WRR #IWillNotComply @MadeiraViolet]

@WAPFLondon The planks at HSA would probably keel over if they found out that horsey people all over the country regularly don’t wash their hands after mucking out, then eat a sandwich and don’t get ill. A bit of horse shit seasoning makes a plain cheese butty much more interesting.

[Gareth Icke @garethicke]

The last two years have taught us that the masses don't need a threat to make them hand over their freedoms, and attack those less willing to do so.

They just needed the perception of one.

[Cat@WRR #IWillNotComply @MadeiraViolet]

@Sebring_Cows @sebringraceway I still have the green bead necklaces that were given out on st paddy’s day from 10 years ago! Where the hell has that time gone?! Wish I was there now! 😢

[Cat@WRR #IWillNotComply @MadeiraViolet]

@YardleyShooting @HilaryWallace1 Getting upper respiratory infections is probably more likely due to the low humidity of an aircraft cabin, this will dry out the membranes in the nose leaving you more vulnerable to pathogens making their way in. Not much to do with how “dirty” you think the air is.

[Cat@WRR #IWillNotComply @MadeiraViolet]

Can’t believe this was 10 years ago. 😱 So glad I made the trip over back in 2012. Loved it! ❤️Everyone there was so friendly. Fabulous atmosphere. Wish I was going again. #WEC #Sebring

[FIA World Endurance Championship @FIAWEC]

March 17, 2012. When it all started for the FIA World Endurance Championship in @sebringraceway. The 12 Hours of Sebring 2012, WEC's inaugural race, now available in full on the championship's Youtube channel!

Watch: https://t.co/y7LfVJ1oT4

#WEC #1000MSebring #WEC10

[Adam Brooks AKA EssexPR 🇬🇧 @EssexPR]

Just admit it, you don’t want people to ‘get away’ with not having vaccines, because you ‘played’ your part, not because you genuinely believe they are a health risk.. ( they’re not )

Just be truthful, it’s eating you up inside, isn’t it?..