Breanne

the height of too muchery

[Breanne @madeitsimple]

My New Year's resolution should've been to get less chocolate on my work out clothes.

[PaulDrawsArt 🎄 @PaulDrawsArt]

I drew some totally normal animals, one of them is even called animal

And also there's a beaker, a bunsen burner and a chefs hat from ikea

[ana @shivlestat]

why is “when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible” one of the best lines ever written

[dante ☁️ @eusodomita]

#1 & #2
https://t.co/KZmLgMbckd

[Georgia Coley @artwithinpod]

the pieces are in motion. the grand plan is taking shape. we will have the Benoit Blanc x Muppets Whodunnit before 2030

[Dave Jones @eevblog]

IMPORTANT message for everyone using Gmail.
You have been automatically OPTED IN to allow Gmail to access all your private messages & attachments to train AI models.
You have to manually turn off Smart Features in the Setting menu in TWO locations.

Retweet so every is aware.

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

I usually serve my cat's dinner at 6PM, but today I got back from work at 6:03. This is what I saw when I was parking up😾

[Audny 🎀 🩷 @AudnyApeiron]

When she popped her lil leg omg

[Cassie Pritchard @hecubian_devil]

Joyce has achieved the impossible and killed the same man twice

[ana @shivlestat]

this is the only good and reasonable take i’ve seen on intimacy coordinators from an actor

[Bharat Ramamurti @BharatRamamurti]

The program worked flawlessly and saved taxpayers time and money. The Trump Administration killed it because a couple well-connected tax prep companies wanted them to. So be sure to thank them when you’re shelling out money for private tax prep services next year.

[rook ♖⚢ LIVE FROM LONDON IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT @knopeful]

that's like trying to use a croissant as a fucking dildo it doesn't do the job and it makes a fucking mess

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

the chive cutting community is absolutely frying me 😂

[ivy ☁️ @cowboylikeivvy]

paper rings > peace > tolerate it > dear reader > loml > the prophecy > wi$h li$t.
this is the map of the journey of the death of her dreams to the rebirth of it, if yall even care to listen to her.

[Boxfort 💖🔣 @ 🐀 @the_boxfort]

I should post this on main too since I know a bunch of people don't really use tumblr

But for those who use Google Drive, make sure to turn Gemini off

[TheBravoBabe @thebravobabe_]

Halloween is wild because what do you mean you're Tom Sandoval doing the backwards children's song challenge in The Traitors

[ceo of friendster @mollywidstrom]

lisa frank lloyd wright

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

i love going to the doctor and getting to sit on the table with the parchment paper like mhmmmm yessss i’m a fucking cookieeee