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24 // bath // bi

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

girls will see a picture of themselves from the lowest moment of their life and be like “omg I was so skinny…”

[re: emma @evemmore]

abba music: 🪩 💃 🕺 🕺 💃 🪩
abba lyrics: I hate my job. I am getting divorced. I am so tired all the time. the Spanish civil war

[ducki’s archive 🏳️‍⚧️ @dxckiii]

this is a devastating magnitude 9.9 cuntquake………….

[𝓂𝒶𝒹𝓈 @madeleine___x]

@CatWorkers @Erinwake1

[𝓂𝒶𝒹𝓈 @madeleine___x]

@Erinwake1 cannot wait to see your pretty face in real life!! 🫶🏻🫶🏻

[𝓂𝒶𝒹𝓈 @madeleine___x]

going back to pasty land this weekend for the first time in months and even the crippling debt i’ll be in after buying the train ticket can’t bring me down

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages

[hampter 🇵🇸🍉 @slimjimpickins]

cinderella: how can I go to the ball? my stepmother will recognize me?

fairy god mother: I will yassify you to protect your anonymity

[Satan @s8n]

tonight is the night the Demon under your bed gets you

[Zach Kornfeld @korndiddy]

I own 42 mugs. 2 are perfect, 3 are acceptable, and the rest are ghouls sent from hell to torment my available storage but can never be disposed of.

[trash jones @jzux]

job interviewer: so what are some of your strengths

me: i can have a breakdown so quietly

[trash jones @jzux]

the meaning of life is actually just to get increasingly stupid tattoos until you die

[hannah louise @hannahlouisef]

on my Rudolph shit today (red nose, widely regarded as inadequate by my peers)

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

sza knew i was tired of men so she’s dropping an album she’s so considerate fr

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

We are officially in Spotify Wrapped no-man's-land. You can listen to absolutely whatever you want without for 31 days and it's completely off the record. It's like The Purge but for listening to Crazy Frog.

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

i be like “i’m fine” then shake my leg 200mph

[charlie @chunkbardey]

Uh Oh: how we spend our days is how we spend our lives

[𝓂𝒶𝒹𝓈 @madeleine___x]

@Erinwake1 @culturaltutor love this 🥹😍

[dudermane @612jack]

Yeah I’m happy as a clam… the saddest clam in the world