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[Mash @madeleineeoo]

@DamienMagician @MaskedSingerUK Will Smith?!?!

[Mash @madeleineeoo]

These videos were taken a minute apart. Terrifying how quickly fire can spread😰 just outside NCP car park, Worthing. #worthing #fireoutbreak

[Mash @madeleineeoo]

Going to work in the morning and still seeing people coming back from their night out is #depressing

[Mash @madeleineeoo]

On my usual 23:25 train home after work and just before pulling into Brighton the guard says "thank you for travelling with Southern this morning"... Babes my day is ending not beginning why you do this to me 😭

[Mash @madeleineeoo]

Me: won't buy a jumbo bag of prawns from the supermarket cause they cost £4.
Also me: spends £3.10 on the snack prawns with Mary Rose sauce from M&S and scoffs in 2 mins.
🙃Why am I like this🙃

[Mash @madeleineeoo]

Customers convo today-

Child: when I grow up I want to be a dancer!
Mother: ooo yes lovely, you get paid lots of money for being a dancer!

Ha ha oh my dear you couldn't be more wrong 🙃

[rohan @ridersovrohan]

blessing your tl with arctic weasels because honestly just look at them

[Gogglebox @GoggleboxQuotes]

Remember when Cat Deeley just lost it.... https://t.co/Nne7ocI9Tk

[Jacob @jacobspires97]

Sorry wot

https://t.co/Ra5X3PDYaA

[Mash @madeleineeoo]

Gotta be a personal favourite from Wish, lil guy's having a ball

[NomaRetweets 💀 @TravelLoy]

We‘ve been alive for too long

[Nik @stfuIol]

you can’t convince me that hoop earrings don’t hold some kind of special power. want to feel prettier?? HOOP EARRINGS. want to make ur lazy day outfit cuter?? HOOP EARRINGS. want to conquer the world?? HOOP EARRINGS.

[Michael Whitehall @fatherwhitehall]

‘Remember who you are...’ #LionKing #Winba