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[merdle @madeleinemyers8]

my birthday wish is to be back under this palm tree 🌴🌴 @ Bucerías, Nayarit, Mexico https://t.co/7hMtb7z0xc

[Brandon Palmer @Bpgolf710]

Todays breakfast, which I ate at 1:30, consisted of 3 @krispykreme doughnuts and a bowl of chicken-noodle soup... my body is a temple #welcometoit

[merdle @madeleinemyers8]

Excellent first day as a third year....sorry mom and dad 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ @ Riu Vallarta, Nuevo Vallarta, Nayarit https://t.co/oAJBVtbP1j

[SKKen @NotSKKen]

Tonight when I was serving an old lady told me ‘it’s a shame you have your ears pierced because you’re such a handsome young man’ yeah well idk how to tell you this ma’am but chances are your granddaughters nipples taste like quarters so do you want ranch w your wings or what

[merdle @madeleinemyers8]

I just sent a @KraftPB bear hug to @SickKids. Help them collect 100,000 using #KraftBearHugs. 1 bear hug = $1. https://t.co/qkH0ssAYgY

[1994 Subaru Outback @Sadieisonfire]

what people say drinking a lot of water can do for u:

- makes your skin good
- makes ur liver good
- makes u feel more awake
- makes u a god

what is really does:

- gotta piss
- sorry gotta piss again

[merdle @madeleinemyers8]

Best part of last night was this mornings breakfast 🍳 @ Sunnyside… https://t.co/GMPy8yy7lM

[merdle @madeleinemyers8]

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[merdle @madeleinemyers8]

Thanks for the best year beb 💜 https://t.co/ev3MR7rv4w

[merdle @madeleinemyers8]

💓💓 @ Mississauga, Ontario https://t.co/DpWk2f3snK

[emily @Emily_Simon11]

first day of fall https://t.co/tYAqZ27vpp

[merdle @madeleinemyers8]

@Nickpara11 https://t.co/dKrlRsgqWI

[merdle @madeleinemyers8]

Tweet #BeerSavesLakes & @CoorsLight will donate $2 to preserve our lakes w/ @ConservationMN https://t.co/vawd5gkQgn

[dev🥩🎂 @deavyn_]

saw this and thought of u @madeleinemyers8 https://t.co/SUr9ne80Fb

[merdle @madeleinemyers8]

SOMEONE COME SEE THE DIXIE CHICKS W MEEEEE AHALANSHJANSHDB. PLZ

[merdle @madeleinemyers8]

Was asked if I can relate to Letterkenny after I told someone I was from Chatham-Kent

[merdle @madeleinemyers8]

@JessyGreen88 come on 😂😂😂

[emily @Emily_Simon11]

ughhh

[Liz @ElizabethBrowwn]

Dierks Bentley tn 😛😛