Maddy

[Maddy @madelfro]

Yo the senate always be vacationing at the strangest times

[Maddy @madelfro]

Who wrote the script for this? They keep recycling lines. Mikey P you gotta keep it fresh my dude

[Maddy @madelfro]

Currently watching: the bottle episode of America season 1001. Ya know the ones where they try to save money and keep it all in one location?

[Maddy @madelfro]

Think: the fly episode of @BreakingBad

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

Some say the world will end in fire/
Others say at Four Seasons Total Landscaping north of the Tacony-Palmyra bridge, near the porn shop

[Maddy @madelfro]

@EricWharton125 It’s fantastic tho

[Maddy @madelfro]

@EricWharton125 They do be serving us some news segments after a week of... news segments

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

It feels good to feel good about America again.

[Maddy @madelfro]

Everyone else is crying on their couch, right?

[Maddy @madelfro]

@JasonBiggs this is where the next one is. Might want to get in there fast. Busy place. Very busy. The busiest maybe, ever.

[Jason Biggs @JasonBiggs]

Thread. So good.

[Maddy @madelfro]

Screw sugar daddies. I want a map daddy. He can probably do my taxes too. #mapdaddy #CallTheRace

[Maddy @madelfro]

I also love the ones that say “I’m leaving— I’m going to Alaska. Bye!” Ok? go to Alaska.

[xander @whosalex]

why are trump supporters so mad biden is leading? i thought blue lives mattered

[Maddy @madelfro]

If you need a chuckle, check out Fox News for a sec: Democrats are winning because they were given ACTUAL PENS and trump is losing because they got sharpies hahaha

[Maddy @madelfro]

How is @JohnKingCNN not on the floor? I’ve been horizontal for hours

[Maddy @madelfro]

My eye twitch has gone from being once an hour to every time I blink

[Maddy @madelfro]

!!!!

[Maddy @madelfro]

It looks like captain cinnamon has Facetuned his hair. Very blurry. The blurriest I’ve ever seen.

[Maddy @madelfro]

Don’t forget Pinal county. @Annie_Jill