Madeline Miller

[Madeline Miller @madeline0207]

If you haven't had lavender in your coffee then you're missing out

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Jim, you're 6'11'' and you weigh 90 pounds. Gumby has a better body than you. Boom roasted.

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

My mom once told me something that made me feel a lot better. She said the third wheel is what makes it a tricycle.

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

https://t.co/i7oZBhHpC6

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

"Jim, tell him where he can stick his grapes" https://t.co/OsCvEAqyCA

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

If this isn't poetry, I don't know what poetry is https://t.co/3tKWtZoohD

[Lecrae @lecrae]

I got the best of Jesus. He got the worst of me.

[Joe Dirt @JOEDlRT]

Say it, don't spray it brother. Dang.

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

If you're lying to me, your baby is gonna come out a liar. That's how it works. They inherit things through the breast milk.

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

Looking at my grades like https://t.co/2UN74i8dZW