Madeline

ill just have a fireball. on the rocks

[Madeline @madelinebear]

“First your heart melts and then your pants just fall off”

[Madeline @madelinebear]

Welcome back twitter

[Madeline @madelinebear]

@MediacomSupport go for it

[Madeline @madelinebear]

@MediacomSupport the main screen. Says welcome to demand nothing happens then it tells me to call you guys. #error7 #dontgottimeforthat

[Madeline @madelinebear]

@MediacomSupport I am trying to watch the most recent episode of teen mom OG and I can't because of error 7!!!!!!!

[Madeline @madelinebear]

@MediacomSupport weird that my bill keeps getting more expensive but my actual service keeps getting worse. Get it together.

[Madeline @madelinebear]

@MediacomSupport my on demand says error 7 has occurred and wants me to call customer service.

[The Starting Line @7heStartingLine]

Come check us out at the #havlife MARTINI SHAKEOFF!! #7hestartingline

[Madeline @madelinebear]

#TheBachelor is just insane.

[Madeline @madelinebear]

Note to self. Never sit in the front seat. #uberproblems

[Madeline @madelinebear]

I wish I could get to my destination as fast as he was there to pick me up #uber #jones13

[Madeline @madelinebear]

I asked how his night was going and he didn't say one word. I think I made a mistake by sitting in the front seat. #uber

[Madeline @madelinebear]

Most uncomfortable uber ride ever.

[Madeline @madelinebear]

@QCRobP yes! Ugh #notguilty

[Madeline @madelinebear]

I bought creamed corn on accident, Ryan says "uhhhhh I don't think this is right" ha

[Madeline @madelinebear]

When your 3 year old nephew tells you "damn Gina" 😳😁😂 #auntgina

[Madeline @madelinebear]

It was like a movie......

[Madeline @madelinebear]

Oh Cindy you silly little girl.

[Madeline @madelinebear]

"Sometimes you just feel like a whore in a China shop."