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terminally chill

[madeline @madelinegabs]

me & you against the world babygirl

[Jaron Myers @jaronmyers]

We’re all so emotionally damaged from this last year and a half that Steve from Blue’s Clues was like “I have to address the nation”

[Bianca @bsmartbme]

I hope Drake gives me what I want with this album Friday. I want to bop. I want to drunk text. I want new IG captions. I want to question decisions in my life. I want to feel all the emotions!

[madeline @madelinegabs]

@lordrih_ my heart is hurting for my family and friends there right now 💛 keeping your fam in my prayers!

[bri @legs4brunch]

If you ever used a bounce music sample in your songs to get a hit, it’s time to donate!!!!!!!

[Alex @caffeinecrossx]

Tulane evacuated the football team and took them to top golf while they left students in leaky dorms with windows that shattered in the storm. It’s very clear where the university’s priorities are at and I’m fucking over it.

[1 of 1 @SmookTexas]

Who’s responsible for this funny ass shit 😂😂🤣🤣

[madeline @madelinegabs]

I was physically assaulted by a Karen as a Sales Manager at a large retailer, but food service customers just say mean things to me.

[k @bluehoodiebaby]

if you have worked in food service AND retail which is worse

[madeline @madelinegabs]

@seulgss Oatmeal!! Try to give it to her for breakfast. We have the same issue right now, mine is holding out (or in??) when it comes to pooping on the potty to the point that she gets constipated, so we started doing oatmeal every other day to at least get things moving

[madeline @madelinegabs]

I think the biggest indication that I became an adult was when I began caring about the customer service at places that I go to lol

[madeline @madelinegabs]

@mamamorgann I wish that I hadn’t learned this the hard way lol she peed on the nugget at least 4 times and I hate washing the covers

[madeline @madelinegabs]

@mamamorgann I put a waterproof twin sheet over our big pieces when we were potty training!

[madeline @madelinegabs]

@sierrasosmile My literal grandfather, my daughter’s great grandfather, was terrified to hold a baby his whole life, and got over that fear and was one of the best caregivers to my infant. I can’t lol

[madeline @madelinegabs]

@sierrasosmile A 40 year old man is older??

[madeline @madelinegabs]

For the love of god please teach your babies that the stove is hot/dangerous/something.

I look at this and don’t even care about the mess, I can only think about that poor baby getting burnt if the stove had been on.

[NoPauseTv @NoPauseTv]

If you're a parent wats your next move?? 😕😕😭yoooo hell nah

[madeline @madelinegabs]

@courtnxyyx I’ve always paid for my own dresses (as did the others in the party), but in different weddings the couple has gifted jewelry, or hair and makeup which was so nice!

[madeline @madelinegabs]

Therapy is too mf expensive for them to just tell me that EYE am the source of all of my problems.

[madeline @madelinegabs]

@_mamahels 🙃

[madeline @madelinegabs]

Facebook Dating is a solid no for me, but Twitter Dating would sure be something...