one time i knew a guy who was emotionally manipulative and cheated on my sister, and made my family’s lives a living hell for 2 years and that is why she is gay now
one time i dated a girl who lied about cheating on me for a year and then broke up with me a year after that because i had trust issues and that is why i will always be King Simp
Me, writing an email:
I'm using an exclamation point so you know I'm friendly and excited! But now I'm using a period so that you know I'm not crazy. Here's another sentence with a period as a buffer, proving my normalness. Thanks so much!
no one:
married girls on insta: being in love is the HARDEST thing ever but so WORTH IT we fight NONSTOP but we love like CRAZY I fucking HATE my husband but that's just part of being in LOVE true love is DIRTY & HARD but so REWARDING I LOVE doing his LAUNDRY & wiping his ASS