Madelyn Quotes

With our love we could save the world

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Idc if there is a 5 year old next to me on my full day of flights, I will be watching the Dahmer series😂

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Somebody on my hike today asked me what’s up there, it left me speechless😂

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“We’re enforcing a decibel limit in this house” okkkkkkkk

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@realUNOgame MAKE UNO FOR THE COLOR BLIND!!!

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It’s bullshit FaceTime doesn’t do a share screen

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I just know the mailman is thinking "she bought fucking rocks again?!"

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ROUND TWO: my dad JUST found out the Grinch is Green

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I'm about 2 pounds lighter, I'll gain it back with Christmas cookies though. #wigsforkids

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Music playing while cooking anything makes any food taste better, if you disagree then your food must suck and you just dont know it

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@loldeanna It's as rare as a walking carrot

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For the past 5 weeks I've been working with the same internal team. Today was my last day and a team member called me Meredith😂

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I live for the Kornacki Khakis

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I may be loud, but I'm proud of the fact nobody has ever told me they can't hear me because of the mask

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Me: "Maybe I'll start wearing makeup"
@loldeanna: "I feel like, no."
Okay bitch

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@laneymoya The worst is I puked where the Tesla parks next to bob in the parking garage and it will forever smell

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My phone deleted all my photos from my hard drive, I didnt have them backed up anywhere. I've only cried and puked once over it. I'm doing good

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@UnionSpringsHS What the heck springs!?!? What type of desks are these!?! You just took away students free chiropractic treatment!

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I AM 23 AND STILL CANT FIGURE OUT WHO IM REPLYING TO, I HAVE EMBARRASSED MYSELF MORE THAN MOST HUMANS

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Please explain to me why I'm constantly finding myself defending the watch I got in 10th grade that I still wear to this day. Leave me and my watch alone, we're happy together

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Twitter is so funny when you're avoiding work