“I swear to God Almighty all the security forces sent to attack my camp are my boys, they inform me anytime they are coming. I receive a summary of all security strategies including the President”.
- Kachalla Maha the terrorist who killed General Rabe
BREAKING:
Trump just told the world to buy stocks and crypto.
"You'd better start buying stocks and crypto now."
"This country is going to take off like a rocket straight up."
"Up. Up. Up."
Trump doesn't say things like this without a plan.
The last time he said something like this.
The market followed.
Don't underestimate the man's words.
Ghana’s notorious spiritualist, Nana Kwaku Bonsam, is targeting Harry Kane ahead of the big World Cup clash with England.
The witch doctor has vowed to neutralize the England skipper to protect the Black Stars, promising a targeted spiritual intervention. 👀
World Cup. FIFA.
I need to add, with the suit came a free tie, free shirt, and free socks. We just needed to find inexpensive shoes. That’s all I could afford. He was fine with that.