𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘 𝕰𝖒𝖎 🧸

resident cryptid| bird fanatic| still emo| true crime & horror| junji ito fan| baby gamer| cannot stop thinking about taco bell| here to be annoying online| 29

[𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘 𝕰𝖒𝖎 🧸 @madeoflions]

you must pay your tax to the hydration gremlin

[𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘 𝕰𝖒𝖎 🧸 @madeoflions]

@jackassworld In honor of watching the new Jackass tonight, may I present you with a photo of me and Steveo lmfao

[𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘 𝕰𝖒𝖎 🧸 @madeoflions]

they even made us create “take aways” aka little knick-knacks so that the people viewing our presentations & research papers could remember us by. I mean, after all these years it’s kind of hard to forget how @jackassworld is and how many people it shaped.

[𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘 𝕰𝖒𝖎 🧸 @madeoflions]

and now i finally get to relax. i earned this so hard.

[𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘 𝕰𝖒𝖎 🧸 @madeoflions]

for the first time in my adult life I am stable enough to not have to work summer and it is truly a blessing

[𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘 𝕰𝖒𝖎 🧸 @madeoflions]

this is us

[𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘 𝕰𝖒𝖎 🧸 @madeoflions]

it’s crazy how life can become so simple and so stable and how suddenly life can feel so normal and like home.

[𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘 𝕰𝖒𝖎 🧸 @madeoflions]

i think red hair me is about to make a comeback

[𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘 𝕰𝖒𝖎 🧸 @madeoflions]

Happy Spring Break to those who celebrate 😎

[𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘 𝕰𝖒𝖎 🧸 @madeoflions]

the renovations are coming out so much better than i could have ever imagined

[𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘 𝕰𝖒𝖎 🧸 @madeoflions]

okay but nothing is more charming than the house we bought i am living the dream

[𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘 𝕰𝖒𝖎 🧸 @madeoflions]

like why did i shovel the side walk in front of the house like a good samaritan like i was taught to just for the plows to completely fill it back in

[𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘 𝕰𝖒𝖎 🧸 @madeoflions]

honestly shoveling yesterday made me realize having one of the biggest properties on the block is not necessarily a flex

[𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘 𝕰𝖒𝖎 🧸 @madeoflions]

in 2026: more travel. more magic. more whimsy. more books. more creating. more time for friends. more concerts. more adventures. more side quests.

[𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘 𝕰𝖒𝖎 🧸 @madeoflions]

honestly 2025 has been so good to me i hope next year has just as much wonder and whimsy planned

[𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘 𝕰𝖒𝖎 🧸 @madeoflions]

because my snow day did not pan out, i will be leaning heavily into staff decades day and embrace the fact 2005 was 20 years ago

[𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘 𝕰𝖒𝖎 🧸 @madeoflions]

honestly thinking about the times i’ve been vulnerable this year to people i shouldn’t have and my only true reflection is a girl’s girl would have been empathetic rather than be smug and self obsessed. suspicions confirmed, i should have known lmao.

[𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘 𝕰𝖒𝖎 🧸 @madeoflions]

the way i’m about to be buying a whole ass house with a pool feels like a fever dream

[𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘 𝕰𝖒𝖎 🧸 @madeoflions]

I can’t get over how handsome my son looked in his Halloween sweater

[𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘 𝕰𝖒𝖎 🧸 @madeoflions]

the girlie vacation group chat is blossoming and i’m thriving rn

[𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘 𝕰𝖒𝖎 🧸 @madeoflions]

red hair was honestly such a look for me i’m really considering bringing her back