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🍼 Most Streams Baby Artists:

1. DaBaby - 1. 99 billion streams
2. Baby Shark - 1.8 billion streams
3. Johnny Johnny - 1.3 billion streams
4. Albert Cummings - 1.1 billion streams
5. Taylor Swift - 0.67 billion streams

Source: Spotify CEO contacted me on Skype.
#SpotifyWrapped

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🍼 Most Streams Baby Artists:

1. DaBaby - 1. 99 billion streams
2. Baby Shark - 1.8 billion streams
3. Johnny Johnny - 1.3 billion streams
4. Albert Cummings - 1.1 billion streams
5. Taylor Swift - 0.67 billion streams

Source: Spotify CEO contacted me on Skype.
#SpotifyWrapped

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🍼 Most Streams Baby Artists:

1. DaBaby - 1. 99 billion streams
2. Baby Shark - 1.8 billion streams
3. Johnny Johnny - 1.3 billion streams
4. Albert Cummings - 1.1 billion streams
5. Taylor Swift - 0.67 billion streams

Source: Spotify CEO contacted me on Skype.
#SpotifyWrapped

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@molzysketch @Spotify https://t.co/5WZMc3peGu

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🦖 Most musician dinosaur specimens.

1. 🇿🇦 South Africa - 32 specimens.
2. 🇯🇵 Japan - 28 specimens.
3. 🔱 Atlantis - 21 specimens.
4. 🇨🇱 Chile - 19 specimens.
5. 🇮🇹 Italy - 3 specimens.
6. 🗺️ Pangea - 0.5 specimen.

Source: Barack Obama told me.

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🦖 Most musician dinosaur specimens.

1. 🇿🇦 South Africa - 32 specimens.
2. 🇯🇵 Japan - 28 specimens.
3. 🔱 Atlantis - 21 specimens.
4. 🇨🇱 Chile - 19 specimens.
5. 🇮🇹 Italy - 3 specimens.
6. 🗺️ Pangea - 0.5 specimen.

Source: Barack Obama told me.

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🍿Avg. Cheetos bags (240g) inhaled per person in 2025.

1. 🇺🇸 USA - 67 bags
2. 🇨🇳 China - 53 bags
3. 🇯🇲 Jamaica - 49 bags
4. 🇹🇹 Trinidad and Tobago - 37 bags
5. 🇰🇿 Kazakhstan - 21 bags

Source: It's been revealed to me in a tarot session.

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Source: Otherworldly beings spoke to me through a goose.

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⛏️ Avg. coal mine worker age:

1. 🈯 Ba Sing Se - 7.5 years old
2. 🇻🇳 Vietnam - 7.8 years old
3. 🇬🇧 United Kingdom - 8.1 years old
4. ������ Israel - 8.6 years old
5. 🇦🇺 Australia - 9.3 years old
6. 🇩🇪 Germany - 9.35 years old
7. 🇺🇸 USA - 10.1 years old
8. 🇧🇷 Brazil - 10.5 years old