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mama 🐻

[baMF @madfolsom]

Does anyone else remember the episode of Laguna Beach where Trey almost fights a little person in the parking lot after a @blink182 concert? Reality TV gold. ⭐️

[baMF @madfolsom]

Scheana and Brock are so cringey on this finale of #VPR I’m embarrassed watching 😬

[baMF @madfolsom]

It goes Reggie, Jay-z, Tupac, and Biggie, Andre from Outkast, Jada, Kurupt, Nas and then me

[baMF @madfolsom]

OH MY GOD

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Kendrick Lamar, Eminem, Dr. Dre, Mary J. Blige and Snoop Dogg will perform in Los Angeles during the Super Bowl LVI halftime show 🔥

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Jeff Bezos makes some $2,537 every second of the day.

Got that? That means Jeff Bezos — the richest guy on the face of planet — makes nearly 3x more in one second than the median worker in this country makes in an entire week. That is morally obscene.

Tax the billionaires.

[baMF @madfolsom]

Childbirth in a nutshell

[Brittany Mahomes @BrittanyMahomes]

Can’t. Stop. Ordering. Baby Clothes & Pajamas. 🤣🤣

[baMF @madfolsom]

Still finishing #RHOSLC reunion. Coach Shah is the MVP 👏🏻👏🏻

[baMF @madfolsom]

Can we please cancel Mary yet? I know I’m late on this #RHOSLCReunion but, come on @BravoTV? @Andy? Anyone?!?! The blatant racism is repulsive

[baMF @madfolsom]

#RHOSLCReunion featuring Whitney’s new boobs

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Transgender rights are human rights — and the House made that clear today by passing the Equality Act.

Now it's time for the Senate to do the same.

[baMF @madfolsom]

#RHOBH still makes everyone else look broke.

[baMF @madfolsom]

Finally finished #RHOSLC and tbh, not impressed. Mary needs to go �� the rest I could take or leave, besides Heather. I want to go out for drinks with her. 🍷

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

@AOC The Senator from Texas saw a crisis and escaped to the Ritz Carlton in Cancun.

Meanwhile, a congresswoman from New York - whom that TX Senator regularly uses as a punching bag - just raised a million dollars for Texans.

One party works for you. The other works for themselves.

[baMF @madfolsom]

Watch out @TomBrady there’s a new 🐐 in town! #ChiefsKingdom @PatrickMahomes

[baMF @madfolsom]

Breaking news- KC sells out of Hennessy #HENNETHINGISPOSSIBLE

[baMF @madfolsom]

I think married life is a never ending cycle of me turning lights on and my husband going behind me and turning them off. Why do men like the dark? 🤔

[Terra 🕷️ @BR0WNSGA]

It’s harder to get in a Trader Joe’s during a pandemic than it is the capitol

[Jessica Ballinger @BallingerMom]

Congressional leaders experienced an absolutely terrifying event today. Their bravery in returning to finish the count is the STRENGTH we need right now.

[afentra @afentra]

You can't just take back your support of Trump. That's some shit I'll never forget. Fuck yourself.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Oh, man...Trump's tweet at Pence after those remarks is going to be...

Oh. Wait.