(((Unibrowser)))

Worried that my cat is a fomite. She/her.
"I wake to sleep, and take my waking slow." - Roethke

[(((Unibrowser))) @madfoot]

THIS THREAD JUST HAPPENED

[(((Unibrowser))) @madfoot]

Kid (9): Mom. Gimme your phone.
Me: No.
K: Just for a sec.
M: No!
K: Seriously.
M: Cut it out.
K: Mom. I found a gem that looks like a vulva, I have to take a picture.
M: *flips phone toward kid with a pointer finger while jumping sideways and clicking her heels*

[(((Unibrowser))) @madfoot]

@GavinNewsom Well that went well.

[(((Unibrowser))) @madfoot]

Someone didn’t get enough hugs

[Divvy @FacesOutOfCTX]

@nobodyonit @Davidhughes2000 @T2TheJ @madfoot Imagine thinking this rabid disapproval is anything but self affirming.

[Divvy @FacesOutOfCTX]

@nobodyonit @Davidhughes2000 @T2TheJ @madfoot Imagine thinking this rabid disapproval is anything but self affirming.

[(((Unibrowser))) @madfoot]

@FacesOutOfCTX Fewer.

[(((Unibrowser))) @madfoot]

Tom Waits arrives to tell Joanne to keep his name out of her mouth in three…two…one…

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

The trouble with trying to trace a lyric by Tom Waits is you then end up sidetracked and listening to Tom Waits for three hours.

[(((Unibrowser))) @madfoot]

@JeremyWard33 Look more closely: "Palestina Judea."
Any more questions?

[(((Unibrowser))) @madfoot]

@teaandtachyons Captain Kirk’s jizz

[(((Unibrowser))) @madfoot]

@MerriamWebster Nuance (h/t paul reiser)

[(((Unibrowser))) @madfoot]

@MerriamWebster "Guesstimate"

[(((Unibrowser))) @madfoot]

@MerriamWebster Estuary

[(((Unibrowser))) @madfoot]

@MerriamWebster Node

[(((Unibrowser))) @madfoot]

Wordle 1,173 2/6
⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I don’t understand these statistics. If I guessed right on the second try with something like 380 options, isn’t my luck extraordinary? #wordplay

[(((Unibrowser))) @madfoot]

@TheOnlyEsta God yes

[(((Unibrowser))) @madfoot]

@TarakNL @DannyDrinksWine That’s the one!

[Channing Tatum @channingtatum]

These pictures are almost 10 years apart to the day. I sat in the audience when Ryan Reynolds showed his first peek of Deadpool 1 to the world and I think I ran back stage right after and found him and I think I just hugged him and was like holy shit you did it man. It’s perfect. I didn’t know him really at all back then. But since then I can say that there is almost no one that has had my back in this industry more than @VancityReynolds. I thought I had lost Gambit forever. But he fought for me and Gambit. I will owe him probably forever. Cause I’m not sure how I could ever do something that would be equal to what this has meant to me. I love ya buddy. @ShawnLevyDirect as well. Truly such a brilliant creator on every single level. All things happen for a reason. I’m so grateful to be in this movie. It’s a masterpiece in my opinion. And just pure bad ass joy. I was literally screaming in the theater. LFG!! #deadpoolandwolverine

[(((Unibrowser))) @madfoot]

The guy who thinks the “chai” in “Am Yisrael Chai” wasn’t stolen from the tea. Nice.

[(((Unibrowser))) @madfoot]

@patriottakes He’s on blood thinners

[(((Unibrowser))) @madfoot]

@PunishingJack @StormyDaniels https://t.co/JEB7kRwrfK

[(((Unibrowser))) @madfoot]

This asshole is an artist and a producer for other artists and this is what he says about artists. Make it make sense.

I really cannot imagine a person thinking this is a smart thing to say. I’d never wanna hang with Ernest Hemingway. That means he’s not publishable? 🙃

[jackantonoff @jackantonoff]

pay attention to whats happening with writers being let go right now by large companies - sad, short sighted and decided on by people you'd never wanna hang with.

[(((Unibrowser))) @madfoot]

My boss just asked me if my hair clips are clothespins decorated by children. How's your day going?