maybe: gretchen

can’t spell analytical scientist without anal

[bear @iamblackbear]

*girl throws a drink in my face but i swallow it all perfectly*

[𝑆 @leoninethings]

"im too pretty for this" is a very valid excuse actually

[🐌 @Wheeema]

When i send you “🤝” this is what i mean

[maybe: gretchen @madgehaven]

target should sell elf bars

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

"who hurt you" myself bro, i make horrible decisions.

[🐌 @Wheeema]

me scaring people with how much love I give

[🐌 @Wheeema]

When your alarm goes off but it just becomes apart of your dream

[toxic king @toxicking]

Mfs be unemployed getting girls pregnant like how tf yo sperm work & you don’t

[Words @itswords_]

why is life testing me so hard lately? i mean i’ll survive but damn give me a break.

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

it’s crazy how someone turns out exactly how they promised they never would

[maybe: gretchen @madgehaven]

i’m a prokaryote because i only have one brain cell