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24 | heavy are the hips that wear the strap

[Milu @dollisheart]

In addition to being gentle and caring i am very neurotic and high strung. This is endearing to the right person i’m sure

[🧚‍♀️⭐ @nwromantiqs]

i think women r too casual abt the concept of giving birth like fym “i want 3kids!!!” you want to push 3 separate kids out of your vagina????????????????

[emi @vxmpcore_]

men be like i know a spot and its bald

[John Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

The Boston Slide judges the rider’s soul. The bagpiper was pure of heart and got a peaceful ride, the cop was a cop and was spit out accordingly

[Julian @jululuian98]

Tatianna and Raven having a side bang off and Tatianna winning BAD

[ethel canine @waconanist]

THE HAIR?????? i need to be sedated

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[hal @bookinitout]

protect queer art

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

My body is a machine that turns your butt into a looked at butt.

[Jorgemosa 💋 @Jorgeous_1]

Fucking Hate Airports

[jo @madheehee]

https://t.co/fKChYyRgln

[Cynthia Ozumba @CynthiaOzumba]

Hating your job while simultaneously being grateful for your job is so frustrating.

[Miles Howard @MilesPerHoward]

Boston should host more events that involve a lot of overseas travel and public drinking

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

Claim it!

[Kevin Maggiore @MaggioreKevin]

Hell yeah. The Scots have discovered the best Grocery Store there is

[Melanie @SchizoMellie]

Easily the best part about sex is pleasuring the other woman tbh

[Rudiamante_💎 @TheCorrinBrulee]

I truly don’t think we’ll ever reach her levels of Cunt on drag race ever again

[jo @madheehee]

wearing an atla shirt let's see how long it takes to get a compliment on it (happens every time)

[shrimp @shryma]

mwah is such an important word

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🎀༘ @luvblessingz]

My favorite part of reality tv is when someone goes “I never said that” and then they play a compilation of every time the did in fact say that.