Maddy Casale

Freelancer writer @Decider, comedy lover, & cake fanatic

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Being born on 4/20 is the edgiest thing I’ve done in my whole life

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If you really think about it, a “Z” is just an “S” that went through something

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OMG can’t believe I just had a barricade floor VIP spot to see The Bean!!! 😭 Do you think it saw me??? #chicago #barricade #vip #celebsighting #takemeback

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One second Nathan fielder is looming in a doorway with a slightly threatening aura, the next he’s giving a young aspiring singer genuinely heartfelt & inspiring life advice.

I can’t get enough of #TheRehearsal

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Entering my late 20s with maturity and dignity this month (I will no longer delete every tweet I have that gets fewer than 4 likes)

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The creators of NYT Connections are like the less lethal Jigsaws of the real world. Sick puzzle making sadists (I love connections and attempt it every day 🤗)

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Vibe of this year’s Super Bowl:
#SuperBowlLIX #PowerpuffGirls #redvsgreen #thebattleofchristmascolors

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No freaking way

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guy next to me in the library is watching an episode of game of thrones, just started it at full volume before moving to a more secluded area. that is POWERFUL!

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Who is Spheres of Tara and why is Trump so obsessed with her #Debate2024

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i drowned in a pile of balloons at the DNC, ama

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The one dementor who went to art school:

#ClosingCeremony #Paris2024

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Gender reveal: “it’s a Greek!” #ClosingCeremony

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if breaking has taught us anything, it's that more olympic sports should let the athletes give themselves nicknames/aliases that the announcers HAVE to call them on air no matter what

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The Olympics seriously inspired me, so I’m already out here bleeding for my craft* 😤😤

(*I accidentally grazed my finger with a knife while making a ham sandwich**)

(**the bread was a baguette though so I’m basically giving it my all in Paris, some could say?)

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god i love snoop dogg, he's putting nbc's broadcast on his freaking back right now

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At this rate the torch bearer is gonna be Pepe Le Pew or Steve Martin as Inspector Clouseau 😭 #OpeningCeremony

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I’m grateful for the rain bc then team USA have a good reason to cover up their elderly country club member looking outfits #OpeningCeremony

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Yesss Jakes from State Farm, give us nothing 🧍‍♂️#skyvsfever

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It’s so weird when birds run like do you not know what you are

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Is somebody gonna match my Frik?