If Michael Cera has one million fans, I am one of them. If he has one hundred fans, I am one of them. If he has one fan, I am that fan. If he has zero fans, I am no longer on this earth.
Taylor Lautner is the only one doing celebrity right. Take the money from your giant franchise and enjoy your quiet and unproblematic life. Marry a nice person with the same name as you. Practice your backflips in obscurity until Taylor Swift asks to see you.
im so tired of ppl getting dragged for being happy. happy with what they're wearing. happy with a song they created. happy with their lives. happy with their bodies. truly. get a fucking life.